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I know I got carried away with Lainey.
and it was glorious.
And even though my dad said he couldn't afford our love,
And I love that little note you put in my lunch today.
Yeah, I'll be your boyfriend, okay?
You hang up. You hang up.
Please, she's hot rodding, failing her classes,
There is no substitute None
and people treat me with respect.
Get your foot off the gear shift!
(INTRO PLAYS AND MUSIC STOPS) Whoa!
No, see, you can't just walk in here
because Mala could get very filthy in just three sentences.
Oh, come on. No one calls it that.
GIRL: Whoo!
And sometimes, they give you just the push you need.
ADULT ADAM: For years, all Barry wanted was to live Risky Business.
with your insane love. You're not ruining Lainey's, too.
Okay, fine. Want to have study hall instead?
Well, I meant every word of it, my little snuggle monster.
Yeah, I did.
with my first official girlfriend, Dana Caldwell.
I know it's dangerous, but Dana's worth the risk.
And we appreciate it.
Actually, my dad just left for a flooring convention in Atlanta.
I was having fun. What about this apple?
Why are you so slow?
Someone please hang up.
(CRYING)
I got to stretch out, okay? Just sit there like a good booger!
"but I'm not in love with you."
¶ Left, right, left
Dude.
It means I'm canceling our long-distance service.
But in that moment, my brother and sister realized that Lainey was right.
You can't leave. We have a party to plan.
This party needed a hero.