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Porsche. There is no substitute.
Your mom's very pushy.
His, his name was, uh...
The good news is, Lainey,
willing to risk everything for her kids...
but the Goldbergs weren't so happy.
I demand you make her captain, and I want her on top of the pyramid.
Lainey Lewis. (TIRES SCREECHING)
The fax machine.
Learn how to shred the axe? You will.
It lost its minty flavor.
But don't say I didn't warn you.
I'm really not. Oh, you are.
but she will know how I feel,
So, I'll watch it from here and you'll watch it in Seattle.
(SLOW-MOTION) No!
You don't have to break up with what's-her-face.
I told you I don't need or want your help.
Hello!
We're gonna have so much fun.
Oh, it's kind of my thing. You'll see.
I'm a visual thinker. Hush up!
Mom, stop right there, okay?
BOTH: Really? Yeah.
He was a pantless, partying badass in tube socks.
Within three hours, Lainey's house was jumping.
¶ Karate kick Godzilla
and decided to let loose.
She's taken his last name for insurance purposes.
You can only parent your own child.
that worked just fine.
I may not be able to call or fax Dana,
Oh, hell no.
how long I've waited for this moment.
No Tom Cruising.
Yeah, both aren't gonna happen.
We're gonna throw a real, live kick-ass Risky Business party!
a new advancement in phone technology would let me talk to Dana,
in the end, he knew
(MUMBLING) No Tom Cruising.