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- Hey, man, don't hit me. - I didn't mean...
- Well, don't take it. - I ain't. We don't want it!
No matter what they say, don't let 'em in. You got that?
Do you know how much money Richard Burton gets for a acting job like that?
Son, he pushed me down the steps.
- You want some more coffee? - What?
no electricity and no food.
The TV and the refrigerator. Everything.
Well, if you wanna sleep...
up through the sewer pipe and out into the street.
Well, why don't you get a respectable job?
Sorry, man.
I don't want nothing from you. At a time when we're supposed to stick together...
But we don't have to go to court over this, do we?
Can you give me some sort of arrangement here?
It takes a lot to coordinate this place.
Who don't know how to take care of business? Can you do better?
This is the most important bill that we got.
I worked for that money.
- Pork and beans and zucchini. - Are you serious?
Let me hear you whistle.
and we'll start digging a tunnel.
to take care of your little doctor bills.
but my old man will be an old cripple parked in front of his TV set.
See, Laura wants to marry Mickey's brother, Bill.
- Mr. Fred Sanford? - I'm Fred Sanford.
- That crunch. I heard a crunch. - I didn't hear no crunch.
if you like the zucchini, and I'll just keep these.
And when I ain't got no money, there's only one thing left to do.
- Who is that, Pop? - Some guy with a summons.
Come on. Come on, Mr. Sanford. Take it.
If I were you, I'd get out of this neighborhood before it gets dark.
- Brilliant. How'd you think of that? - You asked me.
Sanford and Son is falling apart and you're talking about Mickey and Laura.