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But I have been trying,
Yeah, well, at my job,
like smoking 40 pounds of pork loin
So, it's nice to be around friends.
So, please, make our old home your new home.
I'll still be here.
And you're not even trying hard!
Oh...
And exciting and smart.
Your clothes accidentally wound up in the bag
but I don't know how I feel about her being a stripper.
What if we just have our date here,
I told you things I don't tell anybody.
It's a real date, Ted.
I will sneak out the back.
Ugh, these songs are so short.
in the shape of an empty bedroom.
Unfortunately, that was on her bathroom scale.
I hate manager.
came up with that one.
My girlfriend works here.
NARRATOR: Kids, 2012 started out kind of crazy.
Uh... a little weird.
and I begin to fear I am more captive than guest...
Okay, first off, we have a lot in common.
Well, stay as long as you want, sweetie.
your manager's happy,
Maybe it's destiny.
I was hoping you would ask that.
(two handclaps)