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Who says? Who says any place is better for the baby
but it's nice and private, huh?
(music stops) Oh.
Or the weekend.
By "entertainment," they mean table shuffle board,
Ugh, get a life, Manager.
Great bowler, Shirley.
Barney?!
I have to work tomorrow. Ugh!
"We're a hot dog eating team
"Dear Diary. The fantasies of killing Marshall's mom
Then, after Marshall and Lily leave for bingo night,
And I think you do, too.
You're welcome.
"Karma, why aren't you booking more time
So, how are things?
What are you doing in my old room?
I want to ask her out again,
I think deep down, they realize
Just for that, you're not getting any.
maybe in the Mar-a-lago Champagne room?
and trying hard to be a better person.
I see her dancing on that pole, too.
Uh, look, Karma,
Dear Diary.
the night.
Shirley's 42, by the way, and rides a Rascal.
Well, I was going to say
We just connected.
If it's not a date, why'd she say, every fifth day was free?
if we want to hang out in the city.
I'll swipe Shirley's Rascal and drive to the train station.
You remembered all that?
See, for me, this place has begun to feel a little haunted.
and sexy.
The china cabinet I built had some design flaws.
Yeah, she probably doesn't even want you there.
to do with Robin's old room.
I see her shopping in the store;
loved me back, she said...
What if I pay for a dance?
Barney met a girl named Quinn,
And we can talk about you leaving then.
Oh, yeah? Oh! Yeah. Oh!
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