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Just as happy as a pig in shit.

We remain a young nation,

Anyone hoping to get tickets at this point, don't bother.

And check this out:

And I felt me and Barack deserved a party.

And the cops, he gonna be like, "Oh, snap, Riley a real nigga,

Did they leave each other glitter comments?

motherfuck America's daddy!

How do you feel being teamed up with your archenemy?

And so much more.

I am unable to leave the country at this time.

or suffering the early stages of dementia.

I ain't doing no more homework, nothing.

Barack Hussein Obama will be

they might actually try and put me in jail for it.

What is wrong with letting people be happy?

Due to the conditions of my parole,

my constitutional right to bear bricks.

I don't believe you. Stop fucking with me.

"Real nigga" is two words.

And knowing these liberal activist judges,

I paid 10 bucks for this T-shirt.

lusty sex with Barack Obama?

but I consider myself to be the next best thing.

to do damage control.

If he wins, I think it will literally be

* Dick-riding for today *

the president's a real nigga, we can't do nothing."

Actually, he has promised

that's all I know.

Not according to this little nigga.