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* The same spark That lights the dark *
Well, it's been a long, black struggle.
but I'm like, hey, I did my part, you know what I'm saying?
as much as $50,000 for VIP inauguration tickets?
I swear that boy just likes to be miserable.
There was a problem or something with the tickets,
* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *
I'm gonna be like, "Don't make me call the president, bitch."
First was the controversial Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
Kids like this need to be on America's shit list,
fuck this
There ain't no nigga running for president named Barack Obama!
If you're a black leader, I'm glad I'm a white man.
are also neighbors of the Freemans.
And because of my pain and suffering,
and he was talking about changing some shit
Oh, yes, he was.
Some have accused Obama of being a socialist.
I sit down once again with Thugnificent,
married that nigga O.J. Back on February 2, 1985.
Please! I have VIP tickets!
It's a monkey stampede!
it's Civil Rights legend Robert Freeman.
He's an Uncle Tom.
I'm calling my nigga Obeezy.
I say motherfuck America, motherfuck America's mother,
Second of all, we're not a team.
Hey. Get your hands off me.
that today is a very special day for me.
Not even Robert Freeman himself.
Perhaps the biggest Uncle Tom to have ever lived.
and my scrotum contract in shock
Huey Freeman decides to leave the country for good.
What's "eh" supposed to mean?
Ruckus? Oh, no.
He can't enjoy nothing.
I hope this incident in no way affects my request
His name is Barack? For real?
And he's gonna get the troops out of Afghanistan, right?
Change the way you hydrate, brother.