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Oh, yes, he was.
Some have accused Obama of being a socialist.
as much as $50,000 for VIP inauguration tickets?
First was the controversial Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
It's a monkey stampede!
that today is a very special day for me.
Second of all, we're not a team.
I swear that boy just likes to be miserable.
He can't enjoy nothing.
and my scrotum contract in shock
If you're a black leader, I'm glad I'm a white man.
There was a problem or something with the tickets,
His name is Barack? For real?
Hey. Get your hands off me.
Huey Freeman decides to leave the country for good.
it's Civil Rights legend Robert Freeman.
And he's gonna get the troops out of Afghanistan, right?
Kids like this need to be on America's shit list,
* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *
* The same spark That lights the dark *
There ain't no nigga running for president named Barack Obama!
I'm calling my nigga Obeezy.
Change the way you hydrate, brother.
Perhaps the biggest Uncle Tom to have ever lived.
I sit down once again with Thugnificent,
and he was talking about changing some shit
Well, it's been a long, black struggle.
He's an Uncle Tom.
Not even Robert Freeman himself.
And because of my pain and suffering,
fuck this
Ruckus? Oh, no.
but I'm like, hey, I did my part, you know what I'm saying?
What's "eh" supposed to mean?
I hope this incident in no way affects my request
married that nigga O.J. Back on February 2, 1985.
I say motherfuck America, motherfuck America's mother,
are also neighbors of the Freemans.
I'm gonna be like, "Don't make me call the president, bitch."
Please! I have VIP tickets!