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I'm gonna be like, "Don't make me call the president, bitch."
Hey. Get your hands off me.
I say motherfuck America, motherfuck America's mother,
Change the way you hydrate, brother.
as much as $50,000 for VIP inauguration tickets?
I sit down once again with Thugnificent,
that today is a very special day for me.
And he's gonna get the troops out of Afghanistan, right?
I hope this incident in no way affects my request
Second of all, we're not a team.
Perhaps the biggest Uncle Tom to have ever lived.
are also neighbors of the Freemans.
and he was talking about changing some shit
And because of my pain and suffering,
Please! I have VIP tickets!
Well, it's been a long, black struggle.
fuck this
Not even Robert Freeman himself.
Oh, yes, he was.
He's an Uncle Tom.
it's Civil Rights legend Robert Freeman.
What's "eh" supposed to mean?
Huey Freeman decides to leave the country for good.
I'm calling my nigga Obeezy.
He can't enjoy nothing.
Kids like this need to be on America's shit list,
His name is Barack? For real?
First was the controversial Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
There ain't no nigga running for president named Barack Obama!
If you're a black leader, I'm glad I'm a white man.
Ruckus? Oh, no.
Some have accused Obama of being a socialist.
* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *
and my scrotum contract in shock
* The same spark That lights the dark *
married that nigga O.J. Back on February 2, 1985.
but I'm like, hey, I did my part, you know what I'm saying?
It's a monkey stampede!
I swear that boy just likes to be miserable.
There was a problem or something with the tickets,