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that today is a very special day for me.
Change the way you hydrate, brother.
He can't enjoy nothing.
Second of all, we're not a team.
* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *
What's "eh" supposed to mean?
I'm gonna be like, "Don't make me call the president, bitch."
There was a problem or something with the tickets,
I sit down once again with Thugnificent,
Some have accused Obama of being a socialist.
Kids like this need to be on America's shit list,
fuck this
He's an Uncle Tom.
Not even Robert Freeman himself.
And because of my pain and suffering,
Please! I have VIP tickets!
it's Civil Rights legend Robert Freeman.
married that nigga O.J. Back on February 2, 1985.
Hey. Get your hands off me.
It's a monkey stampede!
Oh, yes, he was.
First was the controversial Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
I'm calling my nigga Obeezy.
as much as $50,000 for VIP inauguration tickets?
If you're a black leader, I'm glad I'm a white man.
I swear that boy just likes to be miserable.
but I'm like, hey, I did my part, you know what I'm saying?
and he was talking about changing some shit
Well, it's been a long, black struggle.
and my scrotum contract in shock
are also neighbors of the Freemans.
There ain't no nigga running for president named Barack Obama!
Huey Freeman decides to leave the country for good.
Ruckus? Oh, no.
* The same spark That lights the dark *
And he's gonna get the troops out of Afghanistan, right?
I hope this incident in no way affects my request
His name is Barack? For real?
Perhaps the biggest Uncle Tom to have ever lived.
I say motherfuck America, motherfuck America's mother,