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are arriving in droves for the inauguration of Barack Obama.

to choose our part in history.

from the West Coast coming in here.

I'd like to propose a toast.

And I say good for him.

This is Otis Jenkins.

The public has a right to know.

F- R-E-E-M-A-N, who struggled to open the door

Shh! This is it! Shut up! Shut up!

I can't help but notice you are like a less attractive,

The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit,

to our great country?

And that's when Will. i.am called me

The ship has sailed and you are not on it,

My arm just ain't what it used to be.

Barack Obama is an evil man.

I return to Woodcrest to check on the Freemans.

And his big wife, she don't need to be in the White House.

So if the election is fake, then what's really going on?

I thought you'd be dancing on your tail

Here is the danger of too much hope.

* Chop, chop, chop *

It was just so amazing.

"as a small token of gratitude for all the sacrifices

I'm gonna act a fool!

Look, I have many, many friends on MySpace.

It's all gonna be better. Right, honey?

somewhere between 80 and 120 years old.

Yo, yo, yo, I heard the presidential limo

Some have gone as far as to label him the Antichrist.

She's in, uh, D.C.

She should be in the WNBA shooting foul shots.

* Now I'm dick-riding *

Barack has already changed our lives in so many ways.