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are arriving in droves for the inauguration of Barack Obama.

from the West Coast coming in here.

It's all gonna be better. Right, honey?

* Chop, chop, chop *

I return to Woodcrest to check on the Freemans.

Shh! This is it! Shut up! Shut up!

"as a small token of gratitude for all the sacrifices

And his big wife, she don't need to be in the White House.

I can't help but notice you are like a less attractive,

somewhere between 80 and 120 years old.

So if the election is fake, then what's really going on?

Look, I have many, many friends on MySpace.

to our great country?

* Now I'm dick-riding *

Here is the danger of too much hope.

She should be in the WNBA shooting foul shots.

It was just so amazing.

And I say good for him.

My arm just ain't what it used to be.

Some have gone as far as to label him the Antichrist.

I'm gonna act a fool!

F- R-E-E-M-A-N, who struggled to open the door

I thought you'd be dancing on your tail

Yo, yo, yo, I heard the presidential limo

to choose our part in history.

The public has a right to know.

The ship has sailed and you are not on it,

This is Otis Jenkins.

The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit,

Barack has already changed our lives in so many ways.

She's in, uh, D.C.

Barack Obama is an evil man.

I'd like to propose a toast.

And that's when Will. i.am called me