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Come on. Come on!
I’ve never heard of it Sounds wonderful though
Ron’s using the player to watch his local Emmy acceptance speech from last year
How I imagine it went down between Roseanne Barr and the President of ABC.
(Leonie Maier) Oh. Mum. Nice to see you. (Leonie's Mum) Oh. Thank you Leonie.
I LOVE RUM. RUMMY. RUM. RUM. RUM.
We're on in 10. Good luck, lady.
Cannonball
Goddamn son of--
chad sexton is a saint!
Coach Pete is a saint!! You understand me?
what became of sammie d,olivio? she got a new job and bleached her feet.
I have nothing left! Nothing!
This is The Mighty Secret Sauce You’re Not Joe
It Looks Like A Whale's Vagina .
Ah.
when was the time i starred in the movie 2012? when you had clutter tax in for georgette.
You stay classy Sarasota
I would like to extend to you
Women ask me how I put up with it.
there’s. The grorspackfillgia. there’s. The dpqkfiospqkfillarongekfcgeeh.
Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys
.
When this is all over I think we should start a prop firm together
Jerk watch. The mood is tense.
I'm prod of you fellas.
You stay classy, National City.
I love poetry.
Where did you get that food? At the toilet store?
Indigenous creatures?
desiree coakeriunake you are married to mr caksveruzel now you are desiree coeiduverszulme, i will furniture you F-U-R-R-N now you're a dining table. and you are kikglukke furiiieuhnver K-I-D G-L-O-V-E i will pull you out of your hand mr geekie! what have i told--on second thought go ahead. after all i drink F-R-I-N-K furna-fola.
Becky Riley is a saint!
I tried to get an interview, but they said, "You can't.
N-- no, there's no way that's correct.
You hear that, Ed? Bears!
what would happen if julia gillard was seychelles? oh god well i wouldn't have holidays to her anytime soon.
Uh, do as the Romans do?
Joshua Watch - Day 2
Go fuck yourself, kerr county.
Oooh, now that's A hot lead
# Afternoon delight. #
# In my heart your smile has opened up the door #
Well that’s just great You hear that Ed? Now we have to deal with Demodexs
Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. NO COMMERCIALS! NO MERCY!
I EVEN WROTE IT DOWN IN MY DIARY ALEX HAD A VERY FUNNY JOKE TODAY
What cologne you gonna go with?
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Stephanie made a very funny joke today!
He’s gonna put Lewis back in!
I love lamb. I love lamb!
That is never gonna happen if everyone in San Diego
COSS WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE
i love lab. I love lab.
I love LampCarrier! I love LampCarrier.
COVID-19 WATCH. THE MOOD IS TENSE!
Today we spell redemption BVU
Oh! Excuse me.
He’s gunna put Bella on!!!
It's made from bits of pug, so you know its good..
Even the weed guy stays til close!
Quit the singing!
It's Rocket League. We do it every Friday night.
Josh Gordon Is a Saint! You understand me?!
..
Damn it I want a Roof
Hellblazer Critical Mass Part Two Of Five
It seems that our youngest, Chris, was
This is Ron Burgundy,
." there is a girl in most of his classes called desiree coake and we will attempt to make a drinking noise as her surname sounds like the drink we all know as "coca-cola." carol i've attached a copy of the draft regarding ashley's behaviour during the first three weeks of july. thanks you.
Nice work, everyone. Sharp broadcast.
That's not a good start, but keep going.
I don’t know what a bonus win is!!
They’re better than us!! They’re better than us…
These bears are massive!
Keep the cymbals splashy,
Go Fark yourself oreamnos
What are you doing on our turf shit pants You're about to get a serious beat down.
Me
Let them work it out
Rocky's, bar, grill, fine dining.
It is Gulf of Mexico Not Gulf of America!
50% of the schools, open 20% of the time, for 15% of the school year, works every time.
Oh, damn it.
I even wrote it down David made a funny joke today
proudly reporting once again for Tier2 News
Well that’s just great. You hear that CSM? Covid-19.
Kenny Dillingham is a saint!!!
60% of the time. It works every time.
You look ravishing.
It's the Pi Day Tradition We do it once per year
Me and my dog
Channel 4 News,
Don’t patronise me! DON’T PATRONISE ME!
1999 is a saint! You understand me?
Helen said that you needed to see me?
.
New Faherty!
Mexico for New Year’s Weekend in December…?
You Complete Me Veronica Corningstone
I miss--i miss my ceo.
every Friday night.
What?
What can I say, I like the way you're put together How about 12 more drinks?
It is altar-boy! Not altar-lady! And that is a scientific Fact!
#FightClub
Damn it! Who passed that note to POTUS?? Anything to share, POTUS will read!
60% Of The Time It Works Every Time
San Diego.
this yogurt is delicious, but it is filling.
FED WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE
This is a good one.
This is a big one
It's ringing.
Explaining my golf swing to the lads…
I love lamp.
Yes, I'm going to have three fingers of pork chop
You know I don’t speak Spanish
I thought it was a joke I even wrote it down in my diary. "Allison had a very funny joke last night!"
They're doing fast x!!!
Wow, you really know how to cut to the core of me Taery
Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Hmm.
DrDrManmoth is a SAINT!
That's just great!
# You want to taste and help yourself... #
it's so damn hot poop milk was a bad choice
Just take it easy, Champ.
Car House
The bears have descended on the news team
I still don't quite understand what it means…
Arnold, cue one.
No, Deuce’s coming.
It never ceases to amaze me.
What in the hell is Two-Spirit?
Winning Formula describing Their new Verus wing
and that I deserve the opportunity
I’m telling you, this lady has really crawled into Kyle’s head!
When you left the hurt was so deep
I love stickers
- Hah! - What are you doing?
The Mountains are blue so you know it’s good.
It might be a soft "j"
[Drops mic]
karen filippelli is a saint! You understand me?!
What in the hell's a spaghetti Diagram
Keep it rollin'. This is good stuff.
Jordan Game Warden Tactics
I love lamp.
When Happy Poops in the house
Hughjzug A-N-N-A
synth me on it
Today we spell redemption Lou
Ed, come here, you big silly man. You big silly man.
And your reporter in the field, Brian Fantana.
Mel, are you paying attention? Nope.
Milk was a bad choice
- Always! - Right.
Tonight's top story: an ultrasound of Ling Wong,
and on the next judge judy... h my dahm god lord the sculputure cost $9928888!" "well this bag did not stop at "no thanks"" "oh if you're gonna play yuururueurasian rouuururuulette with me you're outta here!" next judge judy.
Oh, this is awkward.
Quit the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious song. All right.
The sewers run red with Pat Mahomes blood
Hash was a bad choice
- Where the hell is he? - He'll be here.
They named it San Diego.
You're not Josh.
Yo Semites!!
I even wrote it down in my diary Veronica had a very funny joke today
You are so wise You're like a minature buddah with curly hair
Ouch
Go fuck yourself Richland Players
Goodput Success Rate 80%..... 98% Good Session Rate
DAMN! THAT DUDE CLEANS UP GOOD!
And the winner of the frog-leaping contest was Hoppy,
Oh, oh it’s a deep learn!
- Certainly. - Thank you, Scott.
shut your whore mouth
g
- My best friend, right? - Yes.
Where's the suit store? We've been walking for 45 minutes.
They’ll get ya!
Brian Fantana went on to have great success
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention?
Piotr had a very funny joke today I even wrote it down in my diary
I love bricks!
The sewers run red with Marcos blood
They want Mike’s blood
I saw that Wolverine out murdering folks
Docness is a saint! You understand me?!?
- Ron, I've got to fire you. - I've got to fire you.
The mood is tense in the Frawley chat
So Ron's not coming?
You have broken my heart.
Today we spell redemption couch
people seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late
in a daring early morning robbery.
Today we spell redemption... SDU
Christian had a very funny joke today I even wrote down in my diary
Provorov watch!!! The mood is tense on snapchat
Bang Bastard Bitch Bleep Broccoli Bullshit Cock Fucking Gravy Mash Piss Pussy Sandwich Shit Slut Twat Wank
Fan out. Let's go find Harken.
we've been having the same threads for 7 years. and in no way is that depressing
I hate you Jon Wolgat! I hate you!
- In a good way. - Yep.
They rev my engine, but they don't belong On the golf course
The party. The pants--
Well, well, well,
Maybe Don't Wear A Bra Next Time
I even wrote it down in my diary! Jotham had a very funny joke today
Making emails too long... 89 points from Slytherin!
Darling. I nailed it!...I nailed it.
Today we spell redemption: B-U-F-F-A-L-O
Meaning - To be in a difficult or tricky situation.
Go fuck yourself jarrod
I'd like to put some barbecue sauce on that butt
Nathan Eovaldi…
It's the CoBRO BASH WE DO IT only once
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you!
Mexico for New Year’s Holiday…?
And thanks for stopping by, San Antonio.
i looove the ladies.they rev my engine. but they do not belong in the dugout!!
Seattle to Texas right now
it meant one thing for Ron Burgundy
Wait, wait! Veronica, please, tell me this is some kind
They’ll getcha
When you walk into the back of Jersey Mikes
How much time? 30? 30 seconds?
you will do the stories to which you are assigned.
I don’t know a Pat
I wasn't expecting company.
I forgive you.
to kick some ass.
Uh--
Well, Jeremy and Sarah could sit in the orchard this evening
Commit watch!
Tacos… 60 percent of the time It works everytime
or even the world.
You have a great day, fellas.
and the decision has been passed down
Golf team, assemble!
Jeff bezos is a saint!
I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what.
It's a community event. No moving parts
Ron. Where are you?
He said "heinie"!
You woke the bears. Why did you do that?
I’m burgundy maroon?
When you don't get hooked up at the course you work for
I mean eh-ny-thin-guh.
You're making me look stupid
JA KILLED A GUY
# I don't feel much like dancing #
Freddie had a very funny joke today I even wrote it down in my diary
My plan was to ask you
I’LL BE HONEST I DON’T THINK THE BAYER REPS KNIW WHAT THAT MEANS ANYMORE
anything you put on that prompter Enna will read
- # Doo doo doo. # - Ron!
Ladies and gentleman, can i please have your attention?
Assemble!
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/85493717-faa0-436e-b38f-bd5782c5826a/gif#BJCvUJI7VS.copy
Jim after this week
Corningstone was a star,
# I make fart noises with my mouth #
You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.
Go fuck yourself dickhead
Brick, before I let you go,
Tyreek watch The mood is tense
received a two-point ratings boost,
John Caldwell had never heard that song
That dirtbag has finished in third place for years
Ger get back over here
a szef sie zgadza
Yes, siree.
Bing, Bong, Bong
Don’t keep hostages captive IDF will leave you alone
Well hello! That's a picture of your boobies...
Leave the toilet paper out of this, alright? It’s unnecessary.
In other words Dan Campbell was the balls
Thank you!
Dropping Crosby was a bad choice
When all this is over You and me should start a football team together
Oh, great Oden’s boner!
I saw that. Cesar killed a guy!
I saw that!
I'm on right now?!
For the last time, anything chatgpt outputs a lazy marketer will paste it on their site
Probably Brazilian Or Chinese, or something weird
I guess I have to take you at your word,
What's this?
Yes.
60% of the time, it works every time
SAS 60% of the time, it works every time
Damn it! who put "F***" into a strat memo? For the last time, anything you write in a memo, access will use unedited!
I'm lonely? I'm not lonely!
Testing
She used to be a Charger cheerleader, but she broke her pelvis.
Sure.
- All right! - Stick around.
Jordans Game Warden Tactics
Brock killed a guy.
Will you follow me again?
Happy birthday Jason!
I'd also like to share with you that we are currently dating
I'm Spiderman?
When this all gets sorted out, we should get an apartment together
Baby watch!
Groomsmen assemble!
Today we spell Davey L-O-U
Go fuck yourself, Schaffrillas.
Mr. Mercury, you have a massive erection
Wow.
I miss you man!
I believe a chelonian is an old, old wooden ship...
I'd like to put some barbecue sauce on that butt
TODAY WE SPELL REDEMPTION G A R E T H
Oh.
Oh, my God, you did!