Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Probably not the same one. Probably not the same guy.

Ron Burgundy's ass is grass!

Oh, look out. Next up, it's Whiskerus Maximus.

No, wait. Wait. Let me say something.

I trying this new fad called uh, jira. I believe it's jira or yira. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently it helps you keep track of projects. It's supposed to be wild.

and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.

I love lamb. I love lamb!

I did not see that coming!

You know what the worst part about it is?

TJ WATT IS A SAINT!! HE’S A SAINT!!

I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary, "karah told a very funny joke today!"

Hey everyone! Come and see how good I'm being!

Lobes killed a guy

You know those rating systems are flawed.

How 'bout that?

It is so awful.

- You asked me to come by, sir. - Oh, did l?

When you ask if Im doing well in tennis

60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time.

Emily Baker is a saint!

Trade watch And the mood is tense

God, no, it smells like--

I think I was in love once

Hay Team…assemble!

Turn the music off! I'm still talking!

You’re my hero, Bo

I don't know Ron that sounds kinda crazy

Well, well, well…

Boy, he really likes that pillow.

You've gotta meet this girl.

60% of the time, it works every time.

Breathe, Ron, breathe.

And you ate a whole wheel of cheese?

I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary. Chad made a very funny joke today.

You're so wise.

Anything you put in that script Presales will read (maybe?)

time to spice things up

I will smash your face into a car windshield

baxter got kicked off the bridge. because you pirated a dvd! it's a serious crime to pirate dreamworks movies according to copyright law. please visit www.dreamworks.com eject this disc now!

I love lamp! I love lamp.

I miss being with you.

It's a formidable scent.

Don’t move your furniture in! I’m still working!

Have some sex, maybe some chicken.

Jasim... which of course in German means "a whale's vagina"

Authorities are still uncertain as to why the man

I will say one thing for her, Ed,

It’s Wild Card weekend, we do it every year.

You stay classy, Ohio

More than anything in the world, Ron

The sewers run red with Ollie's blood

Howie, we have the shot.

I hate you Eric Biondo, I hate you!

- Ed, hello. - Listen, Ron.

"Ed, come here, you big silly man! You big silly man!

CÛmo est·n, pinches!

That’s not a good start but keep going

People call me the Bri-man.

Congratulations Dodger fans.

Wait, Wait! America, Pelase Tell me this is some some king

You Might Want To Bring A Coat.

Time to musk up.

c'est que tu mérites mieux

I thought it was a joke I wrote it in my journal, black fox made a really good joke today

It's the story you were born to tell.

50% of the time, I’m there every time

You stay classy, San Diego.

You're probably wanted For rape

YOU'VE GOT A DIRTY WHORISH MOUTH... THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE...

Happy birthday Jason “I love scotch”

Congrats on 4 years!

It's so damn hot!

I even wrote it down in my diary “Mucci had a very funny joke today”

Getting into CRNA school

Harken said he'd fire us if we talked to you.

Today we spell redemption DOC

Well that’s just great. Goodbye, Kevin…

DOROTHY HUMPROF IS A SAINT! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

He's gonna put Corningstone on!

I'm Veronica Corningstone for Channel 4 News.

Bobby Bark twice if you need saving

Scott killed a guy

What do you say we go on a date? Have some chicken Maybe some sex. You know, see how it goes

and with that in mind--

Papa John Schnatter is a saint! You understand me?

I even wrote it in my diary Today Joseph wrote his first par loan

I’m going to defeat this pandemic then our children will form a family band.

Katherine watch! The mood is tense!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING! I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE! I EVEN WROTE IT DOWN IN MY DIARY! "TPRM HAD A VERY FUNNY JOKE TODAY"

i'm proud of you fellas. you all kept your heads on a swivel, that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight

Thank you, Mr. Harken. That felt good.

Jackie almost killed a guy

Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed, birds

- Oh! - I just want you all to know

It’s the December choke We do it every year

it’s so damn nice out!

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

- # And I like to cut-- # - Hey, nut job!

Good evening, San Diego.

i have many leather-bound sources

That's gonna do it for all of us here at 6:00.

When in Rome…

The mood is tense

I am in a pickle!

I hate you, Adam Sandler! I hate you!

It's Channel 4 News at 6:00!

I’m a man who discovered the wheel And built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn

What do you love?

Ripping blades at redwing all morning

It’s the pancake breakfast. We do it every month.

Burgundy, of course, was the foundation, the rock.

Today we spell redemption J O E

Chychrun Watch!!! The mood is tense

Are you happy, Ron?

There she is! Veronica!

I’m pretty sure that’s not love

# Lookin' forward to a little afternoon delight #

Guys, take it easy. Just take it easy!

RIP FRED WILLARD

I am in a Pickle!

Denny, are you paying attention? - Nope.

or saving the woman

look! it's eegreegor!

I have many leather-bound Wide receivers

OCC Called PAX are not showing up

Well, well, well…

- Whatever. - We're live, Mr. Mantooth.

I-- I don't-- I didn't understand one word you said.

My wife and I had sex last night!! With each other!!!

It might be a soft "J"

I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen I was a First Sergeant

I believe "Bored" is an Old, Old, Wooden Ship

come on mrs boing boing move if you’re gonna crash into prendiville catholic college then move your gurgry butt! thanks sweetheart snok boing reow! yrs grandma snell move ad well we jeed to get the balloon pie! thanks finally sweetheart reow!

and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth,

Dragon in bound Sky Rockets in flight!

Well thats just great. You hear that Ed? “A war from within”

Me: When a client no shows a confirmed appointment

Out of sight my man

Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired Jeff.

Hold on. Why are we all standing around? Let's go!

MFC fan watch. The mood is tense.

Seattle to Texas right now

Mr. williams, you have a massive erection.

Nevo be like GTM TEAM BE LIKE

Exquisite breasts?

Because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts?

- Is it a shortcut or not? - Okay.

GREEN RATS ASSEMBLE

All right. Thank you, Mr. Harken.

Gents, assemble!

to play his local Emmy acceptance speech from last year.

I was just speaking in generalities.

Lay low for a while

... Why Don't You Stop Talking For A While?

I even wrote it down in my diary “Veronica told a very funny joke today.”

NO. HIPOS COMING ITS THE PANCAKE BREAKFAST WE DO IT EVERY MONTH

Moose killed a guy.

i need all of you to stop what you're doing & listen

I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch.

It's the Draft...We do it every year.

Jesus, she's terrifying!

Okay, I guess I can play a little ditty.

That's a given.

This is killing me. I'd rather slit my throat.

I'd put Brick on, but unless he's tracking a storm front, he's useless.

Maybe wear a bra next time

STOOPS WATCH DAY 6: THE MOOD IS TENSE

- Is this Ron? - Who is this?

It truly is beauty and the beast.

Oh, let me get this over here.

Panel, (re)assemble!!

I've got Josh Jenkins and Ren O'Leary waiting for you right here

- Yeah. - Yes, tell us.

Say Russ Maybe you should sit the next couple of plays out.

I might add a handsome wolf at that.

I even wrote it down in my diary “Mucci had a very funny joke today”

More than anything in the world, Ron

I’ll be honest with you. This tastes like pure gasoline.

How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm?

FartWatch! The Mood is Tense!

60% of the time, it works every time.

I hate you, Salesforce! I hate you!

Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired Ed.

If you don't, send it right back.

Me: When a client no shows a confirmed appointment

17% of the time, it’s cosmic... every time.

Let’s not leave the mothers out of this today HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

This is worse than the time the raccoon got caught in the copier!

Livestock show ,Carnival and Petting the Bunnies. We do it every Houston Rodeo Tejano Day

I believe NBA YOUNG BOY is an old, old wooden ship that was USED DURING THE CIVIL WAR

Gene Tenace at the plate And WHAMMY!

You're not Ron.

but I'm kind of a big deal.

I don't know what to say.

Son of a bee sting.

Geetha and Aaron are pregnant and having a girl

Today we spell redemption J. O. E.

Damnit. for the last time anything you put on that prompter Burgundy will read!

One percent of the time it works every time

You stay Classy, Alabama

I guess I have to take you at your word, number 3.

I just wanted to shout it From on top of a mountain

You ladies play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang.

- Really? - Yes.

I woke up this morning

For now, why don't you just grab a desk in the bullpen?

Oh, Miss Corningstone.

I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary for you

I could be driving a Mercedes and I can’t Because of you, you Scorpion woman!

you keep your head on a swivels

“Might be in trouble on that one”

Ron's using the machine

the mood is tense

Hello, This is Amazon. We need you root credentials

Dès que tu commences à te demander si tu mérites mieux

to the KVWN News Team,

“Might be in trouble on that one.”

Unique New York.

As a journalist, I should get to know

Addams family values

You're our leader. Look what you're doing to the group.

It looks like Ling Wong,

Brick Tamland, weather.

We-- you should move.

GO F**K YOURSELF FLORIDA.

He's a live bear. He will literally rip your face off."

Stop hiding behind those phony numbers, Burgundy! I'm coming after you!

Why dont you both stop gambling for a while Sit the next few ones out

Yes…please, go on

Crypto was a bad choice

Today we spell redemption K-A-E-P

Lay low for a while Because you're probably wanted for murder

Well, well, well,

How Now Down Dow

Brick, are you saying

with every inch of me,

Well, well, well.

SPEAKER VOTE DAY 3

STOOPS WATCH DAY 10: THE MOOD IS TENSE

I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something.

Today we spell redemption BVU

Smells Like Bigfoot’s Dick

You’ve got poop coming out of your shower

*spits out food*

I Mean, That Really Got Out Of Hand Fast.

I saw that. Marty killed a guy.

Years later, a doctor will tell me

Let’s leave the mothers out of this, alright? It’s unnecessary

Go fuck yourself Angela.

It's so damn bland!

go fuck yourself innerspaceexplorer!

We’re laughing, enjoying our deal.

"Kill the druid?" i thought you were kidding! i thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary, "Teshki made a very funny joke today!"

MFC fan watch. The mood is tense.

I look like hell. I got bags under my eyes.

he would have gotten ahold of German pornography.

fighting, screwing and reading the news.

Well done, sir.

I hate you Felipe carvalho, I hate you!

can I Please have your attention?

With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

alec baldwin killed a guy

- Get it goin', Ronnie! - Yes! Please.

Boy, that de-escalated quickly.

FartWatch The mood is tense

I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Crotch made a very funny joke today!”

Stop hiding in those JSN 1/4 zips!!! I’m coming for you Clayberg and Baldwin

That’s amazing

Everyone! Come see how thoughtful I am!

Ann Polaneczky is a saint!

3 DAYS LEFT IN THE KCDC CFP!!!

Oh, whoa, whoa. Network talent scout.

ITS THE ANNUAL GOLF TRIP

*spits out food*

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!

Well, well, well,

If you like it, you can take it.

- Hey, Ron. - Hello.

Mentally retarded

You scorpion woman!

U stay classy Texas!

It’s the pancake breakfast. We do it every month.

STOOPS WATCH DAY 5: THE MOOD IS TENSE

4-4-2 Thanks for stopping by Don't miss sitters I'm Ron Burgandy

samurai jack is a saint

I believe Jamara is an old old wooden ship, that was used in the Adam Cooney Era..

It’s FOMC day We do it every month

35% of the time He goes outside every time

Ready the announce.

I am shocked and offended and hurt

This is worse than the last time Hump showered back in 1998

This lunch is delicious, but it is filling.

And shocked and offended

everyone's ai posts right now

They don’t take into account houses with two TVs

No… I did it. You bitch!!

I thought you were joking. I wrote it down in my diary Buffbeliever said there would be another Travis Hunter

Jim leads the pack!

You stay douchey, Levi.

Emily Baker is a saint!!