Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please.

House vote. The mood is tense.

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Kevin made a very funny joke today!”

what became of leanne may vandergarden? she pushed herself into anime and got electroucuted in bangalore.

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I'VE JUST BEEN HANDED AN URGENT AND IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN

PASTA WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE

I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale.

What if we were Co-people

I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary - Chad made a very funny joke today.

Pearl Jam are a bunch of Saints!!

That will do it for us at 6:00.

I've nicknamed my penis It's called "the octagon"

I'm gonna straight up

Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys?

My wife and I had sex last night!! With each other!!!

I'm getting some great stuff, Miss Corningstone.

Hey Ray where did you get that mouse?

Well, well, well,

I am completely miserable, Charlotte!

I swore that I would never get involved with a coworker.

Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?

Alvarez is lamp.

So what other passions do you have, Mr. Burgundy?

He will literally rip your face off.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAY CLASSY!

I'm Veronica Corningstone.

Mx9 I thought it was a joke. I even wrote it down in my diary

Here's the thing,

Hmm. Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?

Simmo is a saint! You understand me

What shoes you going to go with?

i even wrote it down in my diary aa had a very funny joke today

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

- High-pressure system-- - Go stand over there.

Even the guy who can’t think says something

and we waited as long as we could, but--

Do you know who I am?

Damn that dude cleans up good

And a glass of Scotch.

Just watch out for the guns. They'll get you.

For the last time, anything you put on that teleprompter Biden will read

Stay Classy A-Team & dOUBLE d'S

Why you take it easy today Phil

then don't forget Channel 2 News with me,

I read somewhere that their periods attract bears.

Stay Classy Houston, TX

You might want to bring a coat

AGED MIF AND NEW BUSINESS? NEATO GANG! SUPER DUPER!

Dan killed a guy

KAREEM WATCH! THE MOOD IS TENSE

Damn it who put that on the teleprompter

I DON’T LIKE IT

You smell like a used diaper filled with Indian food!

Put down the gun and let the marching band go.

Oh, I hate cats.

I used to have familiar relations with.

Guess he should've ordered the decalf...

That’s a givens

I told you that I wanted to be an anchor.

Stay pithed, San Diego

Yes I’m going to have three finger of Glenlivet

Glass case of emotion

and the Channel 4 News Team.

Maybe you should stop talking for a while. Maybe take the next couple of plays off.

Maybe sit the next couple plays out

BW was a bad choice

that was used during the Civil War era.

Well, well, well…

That's baby-makin' music, that's what that is.

A whale's vagina

I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Stephanie made a very funny joke today!

Even the guy who can't think says something!

For the last time, anything you put in the intercrediotr WSFS will sign it

I'm so lonely I paid a hobo to spoon with me!

Look! The most glorious rainbow ever!

For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Trump will read.

and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis.

Well, it's really quite simple

Mmm, that is good fondue!

"lntercourse lsland" on the Fox Network.

Biden will read!

I just made out with Georgia Blatch And I just wanted to shout it from on top of a mountain.

KEN WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE

Would everyone love to hear Ron Burgundy play "yazz" flute?

60% of the time, it works every time

Are you trying to tell me that there's a party in the ADF and I'm invited?

I'D LIKE TO PUT SOME BARBECUE SAUCE ON THAT BUTT

yes beryl moonsoonspillyourgutsfortheotherkidsrocketkeroskerosenetyreteethbladerette? what do you want? i want to do some a paul pulling trans in arnhem land.

yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes when i'm a multicoloured rainbow pony jojo siwa candy balloons mood!

Hey! Where’d you get those wins…? At the Toilet Bowl?

For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Joe will read.

seems that our youngest chris was on ACID and firing a bow & Arrow into a Crowd You know how kids are...

Dammit Who gave the ARMs permission to make memes

If I were to give you money from my wallet Would that help ease the pain?

My Wife and i had sex!!

Please, Brett Kavanaugh Say something

Iead anchor Frank Vitchard.

I know... I saw that

sixty percent of the time it works every time

HEY EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP. LADY GAGA IS ON

Kramer, where'd you get a hand grenade?

It's not a date.

Go over there and see if you can get a shot. I'll go this way.

Get out here! Panda jerk!

Today we spell redemption... J O N.

When a client decided to go DIY and the kitchen looks like a scene from a disaster movie.

She's really great.

It's choco Tuesday, not choco chooseday And that is a scientific fact

GARY COLPITTS IS A SAINT!!

Sixty percent of the time... it works everytime

I guess i'll have to take you...................... at your word

Oh, it's so deep.

Leave hunt out of this, all right?

You do not take a tone with me,

I hate you, Ryan Walters, I hate you!

You sound like a gay

Go fuck yourself Nick Harvalis

TORNADO WATCH. The mood is tense.

We're here today to celebrate the birth of a panda.

So much to think about.

Damn it! Who types a “pause” on the teleprompter?

It's kind of like...

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

- Super-duper, gang! - Yeah! Yeah!

Jason is a SAINT! You understand me!

And when I say anything,

yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes gotta wet my sex bedsheets.

You know I don’t be speak Mexican

STAY CLASSY A-Team & dOUBLE d'S

The waffle shirt is live

- I dabble. - Oh.

Well, that might take some time.

You continue to surprise me, Mr. Burgundy.

Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can’t understand you.

I'll be honest. I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore.

Switch me on it!

I like to eat ice cream,

Hey everyone, shut the hell up! The Celtics are on!

Well, looks like we got ourselves a bilingual bloodfest.

I was just speaking In generalities

ANYTHING YOU PUT ON THAT TELEPROMPTER, HE WILL READ!

You keep your head on a swivel

Go fuck yourself, Pete.

THEY’LL GET YA

Well that’s just great

I’ve been watching this before every epic Euro trip for the last 10 years

Hello, neighbor.

It truly is Beauty & The Beast

Oh, there it is.

lol... stop It!

Baby watch. The mood is tense.

What is that Smells like a turd covered in burnt Hair

See this muscle, it is from ICMP

60% of the time it works...every time

CHESAPEAKE WHICH OF COURSE IN GERMAN MEANS “NICE, SEPARATED AREA”

we should all get an apartment together!

All right, everyone relax. She's not gonna take anyone's airtime.

I'm a mess without you

No, I was talking to you. No, not her.

Wow... You know how to cut to the core of me, Jimmy

Get down here as quickly as you can.

Chicken Jockey!

I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking.

I even wrote it down in my diary “Mucci had a very funny joke today”

You’re not Tom Jackson

Brendan Fraser is a saint! You understand me?!

the most famous panda in the world,

Mike Harris is a saint! And a financial genius

I'm sorry, it's the--

Go fuck yourself, Donald Trump

I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Mease Salazar GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGJOE

Ryan Reaves is a saint!

I've been posting the same video every friday for 5 years now and in now way is that depressing

Happy Birthday Ollie Stay Classy!

Baltimore…drink it in It always goes down smooth

I've got to do the golf!

Stay Classy, Minnesota

Where's the suit store? We've been walking for 45 minutes.

He will read anything that is put on the teleprompter

FOR THE LAST TIME ANYTHING YOU PUT ON THAT PROMPTER THAT DUMBASS WILL READ

I'd punch you right in the mouth.

if we continue seeing each other,

Hitting that sad man with his own helmet was terrible...

of sexual harassment by Terry Bradshaw.

when people believed everything they heard on TV.

Tasteful discretion is the name of the game.

It might be a soft "J"

We've Been Here Literally The Entire Time You Have

- Oh, we're going there! - Oh!

as a peer and as my gentleman lover?

BROWN WATCH! The mood is tense

It’s the structural HVAC. They miss it every year

Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off.

Jackie pooping in Panera *Everyone walking into the bathroom - "It smells like Bigfoot's dick!"

The team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at 9:00 instead of 8:00.

Ladies can do stuff now.

Today we spell redemption: W-I-N

It was very hard for Veronica.

# La la la la la. #

They’ll get ya

Triple option is for little fairy boys.

# Gonna grab some afternoon delight #

Audrey I look like Hell

shovel me on it!

Now let's do this!

I Am Shouting Happy Birthday, Kevin!!!

with a jump of seven feet, 10 inches.

I'm lead anchor Veronica Corningstone.

DEY GOHBIBDIIIIHS!

He’s gonna put Armia on PP1

♫ Boo! Afternoon delight... ♫

What if, just for tonight, we weren't coworkers? We were co-people?

I LOVE RUM. RUMMY. RUM. RUM.

Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded

# When everything's a little clearer in the light of day #

Jacked Taliban? Now you’re putting the whole station in jeopardy

He’s gonna put Armia on PP1

In English please, you know I don't speak Ulster Scots!

39% of the time it works... every time

We're Dell We wear pants 3x a week

I don't know a Ned!I

happy birthday Ron!

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say "When in Rome."

The sewers run red With bulls blood

It might be a soft "J"

Dès que tu commences à te demander si tu mérites mieux c'est que tu mérites mieux

God does not want her to live

That squirrel can water-ski.

Are you ready for our rendezvous?

Dear John McCain, I often disagree with you, yet

pickup attempt that I have ever encountered.

Lay low for a while

Thanks for stopping by

Iike a flaming golden hawk:

- No, I did it. - You bitch!

OK towel ready washing machine empty lizz

and in no way is that depressing

It’s boring, but it’s my life

Hey, Lady in the red hat...Yeah

# Some man's gone, he's trying to run my life #

Just want you to know if Ron does not show up, I am ready to go on.

DOROTHY BLOODSAW WAS A SAINT!

I don't know how to put this, but... my wife is kind of a big deal

One slip, and it’s over, (whammy)

you've been spending a lot of time with this lady.

There was a bowling alley and a man on fire. I killed a guy with a rock.

You could use my office And afterwards we could go to lunch

who's filling in for anusha pillay? josh williams.

Well, you have no hair

I don't know a Ned!

Hey, Daredevil in a hat. Yeah.

Oh! Can't think of anything to say, can you?

Don’t act like you’re not impressed

I’m outnumbered

1% of the time it works every time

YOU CAN make use of digital methods for secure and anamized data gathering while also involving focus groups and key informant interviews for in-depth qualitative data gathering afterwards maybe we can go to lunch

Jan, kom terug naar hier!

I'm going to take your cousin, Kelly Moran, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Baby Watch! The mood is tense

These grapes are good, but they are sour.

What the hell Are marathon socks

PEOPLE CALL ME THE BRY MAN

to take on more challenging stories.

By the beard of Zeus!

That squirrel can water-ski

Just Start Cleaning Your desk

All right. There it is. What do you love?