Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Easy, compadre. I'm your friend out here, all right?
Excuse me, Veronica.
You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter.
I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary danilea made a very funny joke
- To the news van! - Okay!
Foxtober
Kennel Watch Day 3
What? Were you saying something?
Happy Valentines Day to my Beauty
Anything you put on that prompter, Joe will read.
I'm Veronica Corningstone.
I mean, come on. It's bullcarson!
That's wonderful! Thank you!
I don't often make myself out of clay and fire But when I do I make sure i'm extinguished first
they had to bring a female in.
MM! BREATHE IT IN.
Pointed to your boobies
- Ron! - He took him!
Paul where’d you get a hand grenade
Team USA will hold up anything that is put on a banner
Sorry. Sorry.
GO
I saw that. Riggs killed a guy!
You were amazing.
to the Bush White House.
I believe I did.
It’s bull crap Acker Don’t get me wrong I love the ladies, they rev my Engine but they don’t belong in the MCU
IN PORTUGUESE, PLEASE!
Today we spell redemption A-I-D-A-N
Oh yeah.
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy will read.
I don’t know if you heard me counting I did over 1,000
I thought you were kidding I even wrote it down in my diary, "karah had a very funny joke today"
It's Rocket Man not Rocket Lady
Is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.
A real ice queen.
MMM I JUST BURNED MY TONGUE
Why don't you stop applying for a while
I wanna be on you.
- A straight shot. - Ooh, ow.
- # Sunshine, go away today... # - Damn it!
Never ceases To amaze me
Jacked Taliban? Now you’re putting the whole station in jeopardy
Go Fuck Yourself Bags Text Group
Well Looks like We Got Ourselves A Billingual Bloodfest
- Uh, Champ? - Yeah.
When this all gets sorted out I think me and you should get an apartment together..again
Todd are you paying attention??? Nope
Mance and Justice Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder
This has to be the feeblest
48% of the time It works every time.
The kind of shot that gets you to the top of network news.
Ron, what do you think?
ARE YOU OKAY?
I love Lampkin. I love lampkin.
Asana Workflows Have always been a small passion of mine
Living Legends Uninvited Guest
Why dont you stop gambling for a while
Did you hear that Yavar, BEARS? Now you're putting the whole firm in Jeopardy.
Acuna Watch! The mood is tense..
7% of the time, it works every time.
Our Children Will Form A Family Band And we will tour the countryside.
Really good. Everyone on the floor as well.
That jumped up a notch
What did the bad man do?
Go fuck yourself, board 8
Today we spell redemption J O H N
Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?
What’s this?
This is definitely a man's world.
The sewers run red with @Zardywacker's blood
When all this gets sorted out you and me should get an apartment together
Ah, jazz flute is for little fairy boys.
Huh? Network? Are they here?
Happy Birthday Ryan?
Mike Pence had a very funny joke today
I am completely miserable, San Diego
I might be in trouble on that one.
Tell you everything's gonna be okay?
Really a lot of hustle. I liked it.
It is not baloney. Now, go do your job, missy!
All right. Let's go!
I thought it was a joke I even wrote it down in my diary. "Liz had a very funny joke on FaceBook!"
Oh, I'm storming your castle on my steed, milady.
60 percent of the time it works every time
We're api first?
I don't know if you heard me counting But I did over 1,000
Mr. Holmes, you have a massive erection
Ladies and gentleman. May I have your attention please. Britney is celebratiing 8 years with liberty today!
Thank you.
STOOPS WATCH DAY 12: THE MOOD IS TENSE
I love her I dont love her
You have a massive erection Don't act like you're not impressed
Take me to Pleasure Town!
You stay classy, San Diego.
Oh! I've never heard of it.
Sixty percent of the time, I’m right every time
No Commercials! No Mercy!
Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional,
You’re not Denise.
It's Rocket League. We do it every Friday night.
He said knull!
But I didn't have a mountain, I had Facebook
Well, believe it or not,
That doesn't make sense.
I love Yermin. I love Yermin....
I'm gonna take a run at the new girl.
60% of the time, it works every time.
I’m telling you, this lady Has really crawled into Kyle’s head!
I'd also like to share that I own a lambo & you’ll never own one
Your just a woman with a small brain
Audrey - I look like hell I've got bags under my eyes!
Mm-hmm.
Sky!! Rockets In Flight
Oh!
Shotgun willie's is a saint!
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
I think she bought it
I hate you Orient road railroad crossing. I hate you!
Maybe cool it with the Lols for a while…
to this news station's already sterling reputation.
My little China doll.
I AM FULL OF IT TONIGHT
will read anything that is put on that Teleprompter.
Immediately after getting my lashes done
where'd you get that watch? at the... toilet store?
I friggin' love you back!
Wait! Did you just hear something?
I even wrote in my diary “David said I would be SacPeat today”
Well, believe it or not,
Kandance Belk is a saint!
Jacob Trouba is a saint
I thought you were kidding! I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. "The agent made a very funny joke today!”
Jesse killed a guy
I saw that. Kyle killed a guy.
Uh-oh.
You got knocked up. You should probably get out of news.
I don't believe you.
Nothing. All I can see is a blue curtain.
When someone is unexpectedly losing their shit and catches you off guard... I DON'T know what you're yelling about???
Get out! Just go!
Make sure these guys don't party too much They never listen to me
Dan. Where are you?
and I would like to be able to do my job.
We've both seen our share of pornographic materials.
- I can't understand you. - Sorry.
- It's Ronnie! - Ron!
I am hung over.
We really should be going.
Let the games begin!
there's something that you should know.
I mean, come on. It's bullcarson!
That’s a given, that’s a given
was that those were not real pirates.
Doesn't mean we can't have fun.
Hello, Edward.
it used to be anne-marie leaving shades with hentai on kate donohoe but she quit so it would be andrew sargent taking those duties wouldn’t it? yes.
Tonight's top story: The sewers run...white...with aphids' blood!
Hey, Aquebogue!
He kills people. He sawed a woman in half!
Knights of Columbus!
Military phrases!!
What's this?
I think MCC killed a guy
Bob Dylan once wrote,
Now this is happening.
But I also nicknamed my testes.
It truly is beauty and the beast.
Why don't you stop applying for a while
Do you really love the toy, or are you saying it because you saw it?
Got an invite
Mentally retarded
That's it.
Burg, are you paying attention? Nope!?
Yep, it's made with bits of real panther.
The mood is tense!
I believe Rizz is an old old wooden ship Used during the Civil War
Fuck you, Chinese Government
In other words, Matt rhule was the balls
Stove is a Saint!
- We did it. - What is this, amateur hour?
No Commericals No Mercy
Today we spell FREEDOM R - O - N
Poop Poop Mouth!
i’ll be honest with you layla, that smells like poop mixed in mud.
It's the pancake breakfast We do it every month
She’s so damn fussy That nap was a bad choice
I just want to shout it from the top of a mountain
Rangers lead the way
Miss Veronica Corningstone.
And the couch ballet Is grade a baloney
I'm bro P?
Mr. Holman, You have a massive erection
Oh Jerry, you can't bark the gay away. Stop projecting, its ok...
It was Wes Mantooth.
Pick up the phone! Let's gooooo!
Stings The Nostrils In A Good Way
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me?
Go fuck yourself, Kim Gardner!
Damnit who put an issue in the teams chat?!
60% of the time, we work every time
You kept your head on a swivel.
Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
Everyone here knows it.
You have your ubulus muscle
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter,
Whispered Secrets The Story Of Tideville
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
and it's not going well.
and my apartment
50% of the time, I’m there every time
He will read anything That is put on that teleprompter
Go fuck yourself, Michigan
Come get a taste.
I’m not a baby! I’m a man!
Jim Bowlin at the YMCA…
I hate you, Ron Burgundy! I hate you!
Trump has the personality of a mortician
Hennessy's... 60% of the time, it works every time!
You got knocked up. You should probably deny it on social media
Today we spell redemption X.F.I.T.N.e.r.d
And it's right here.
You know how to cut to the core of me, Maw.
Katherine watch. The mood is tense!
What in the hell is diversity
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
Oh! Great Odin's raven!
Great. Bears.
Belle Harder is a SAINT
Wipe the dribble away from your bubblin' lips.
SAID!
Veronica Corningstone and I had sex,
Champ Kind, sports.
"Where's your mommy? Someone's gotta change your diapers."
Don't get me wrong, i love the gravy. it rev's my engine
Or Chinese, or something weird.
It's Purview So you know it's good
Well, I have one great passion that--
So Awful
Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired Ed.
I don't know, Ron.
BOTLANE, ARE YOU PAY
It sure is good to be number one.
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Cometz had a very funny joke today
60 percent of time time, it works every time.
yes beryl fleshkins? what do you want? i want to do some bohouoperowoweieoupering in snagra.
Brian?
Go fuck yourself, Padres Go fuck yourself, Tatis & Machado
COVID-19 WATCH. THE MOOD IS TENSE
*spits*
and, Jay, let's take the bass line for a walk.
Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, "When in Rome."
I'm a professional doctor.
anything you put into email Rebecca will report
Cyclone Watch DAY 7: still waiting
You'll find it.
you have a massive erection
Channel 4 News,
I'm going to take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGJOE
It's actually an optical illusion
And you come out with stink like that poop!
Don’t hide in those JSN quarters zips!!! I’m coming after you!!!
It always goes down smooth
Hey!
Don't want to wake up your friends.
I've just been handed An urgent
He kills people. He saws a woman in half!
Anna Page is open this week!
HUH?!
That was half a lifetime ago We’re different people now
Calm down.
Happy Birthday Renaud?
Ribs... Weed. I had weed for lunch. That's why I'm doing this.
Today we spell redemption J-A-N
YOU KNOW HOW TO CUT TO THE CORE OF ME
Today we spell redemption BVU
Broderick killed a guy
you really want to know what love is?
today we spell redemption bruceyfruit
- Blade! - Here you go, mate!
He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr,
Veronica and I are trying this new fad called,
Ned? I don't know a Ned
STOOPS WATCH DAY 4: THE MOOD IS TENSE
DAMN it, who typed a typo in the SPF RECORD?!
I've got to do the news!
I feel like I have proven myself as a journalist
He - I don’t - I think he bought it!
Right now it's 82' in our fair city,
Hannah... I miss being near you. I miss your laugh!
Little "Ham and Eggs" comin' at you. Hope you got your griddles.
and 38' in the Middle East.
Who typed that into the Teleprompter?
Ribs. I had ribs for lunch
Oh, I'm so happy!
Brian Woods, Weather.
I can't believe I'm about to do this.
I'd like to put some barbecue sauce on that butt
I don't remember doing it
Tornado watch
Rangers lead the way
Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, baby jerk. →
Well, well, well.
That’s not a good start
Yes?
Why don’t you stop talking for a while? Maybe take the next couple of plays off.
I didn’t get my vitals checked even tho I was On air for over 45 min
and was firing a bow and arrow into a crowd.
That is Grade A baloney
Looks Like We’ve Got Ourselves A Bilingual Bloodfest
When in Rome.
Burk had a very funny joke today
Burgundy! Burgundy!
You wanna dance, Ronnie?
I can't work with this woman. It's terrible.
It’s a 9:30 start. We did it every night.
#NOVARKWATCH
Go screw yourself, NoahDoesYARNS!
I don't remember.
Go fuck yourself NAVAIR.
Nope.
And we are very good friends.
What's it like, Monkey? - The Premiership Points?
I'm so happy! You are alive!