Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass!

It's like a used diaper filled with Indian food

Oh, do me on it!

You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

in other words, sean williams was the balls!

Roy Williams is a Saint!

Apparently he thought he had extra lives

Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have l.

Make sure these guys don’t party too much They never listen to me

lol... stop It!

- As for the news team: - Stop it! Ron!

You’re moms a hoe

Do you really CRAVE SODA, or are you just severely dehydrated?

Oh, I didn't do anything! (yelling overlapping)

Weed. I smoked weed at lunch. That's Why I'm Doing This...

Well that’s just great Hurting jabo’s feelings

Now I'll be number one! No you won't!

You're not Jimmy.

You stay classy, shenandoah

Yeah. I killed a guy.

Anyhoo, what can I do you for?

Watch out for those Hurricane force winds... They'll getcha!

This burrito is delicious, but it is filling.

It’s clear now

if I were to give you some money from out of my wallet would that help ease the pain?

I even wrote in my diary “Veronica had a very funny joke today”

"Derek Carr IS A SAINT!"

- Oh, uh-oh. Whoa! - Here she comes.

60% of the time, it works every time.

Brick Tamland is married with 1 1 children

They're just talking. Just talking.

what would happen if julia gillard was a duracell? oh god i wouldn't want her to charge 7V's.

That's a given.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention?

No-- yes, he did.

TODAY WE SPELL REDEMPTION U P S

Bourbon team Assemble!!!

Seriously...I get this a lot

I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING! I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE!

I guess ill have to take you at your word number 5

Well that's just great.

Damnit! Who changed the default font to Georgia on the shoot log?

Darling, I did the news, and I nailed it. I nailed it.

I love lunch! I love lunch

You stay classy Sarasota

You have your hazmat ops, ur rescue tech It’s boring but it’s my life

Go fuck yourself south africa

- Whammy. - Hmm.

I can't believe you did this to me! Are you happy?

excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's a very old ancient wrinkly grandma i flushed down the toilet today because the pipes were hungry and needed a lax! oh congratulations to her! i hope she'll be very happy.

Hell, I need you.

Moose killed a guy.

Dammit, who typed a short date in the GITHUB

Well done, sir.

What is that smell?

Scott had a very funny joke today

and more intelligence in my little finger

PORTUGUESE, PLEASE!

THE BEST DAMN KIND

YOU HAVE BROKEN MY HEART, MR. BURGUNDY.

I am shocked.. and, and hurt

What can I say? I like the way you're put together.

and his news team: Go time.

“I thought you said you were done racing.” -My husband

ALAN SUGAR IS A SAINT! You understand me?

They named it San Diago,

When i get yrlled at on yogg becausr im not going into my assigned portal.

Alec killed a guy

I believe it’s called Yerlando’s

- Yeah! - This is a surprise, I'll tell you.

Sheldon Murphy Type “O” Check Pilot

Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.

Today we spell redemption… K-U-B-A

The sewers run red With Burgundy’s blood

They're gonna put Kavanaugh through!

# Carry on, my wayward son #

before we're doing the no-pants dance.

And today's top story, in Ron Burgundy's world,

Musk was a bad choice.

I've got an Invite I'd like to extend your way

Today we spell redemption J O E

Shall I pick you up

- Uh, Mr. Burgundy? - 1,003.

Even the guy who can’t think is better

Yes? Please, go on.

Julia had a very funny joke today

Happy Birthday Jack?

as the host of the hit reality TV show

and they're still doing it today.

Lightfoot was a bad choice

Nobody talks about my Danny that way

0 to 100 real quick

I straight up hate you But boy do I respect you

Go fuck yourself!

What shoes you going to go with?

Waiting on Caleb Williams Decision

and trombones and flowers

I'm beloved by everyone in San Diego.

What the hell, bro'?

they made Sinatra look like a hobo.

Well, you certainly know how to compliment a woman.

When you tee it low hitting driver into the wind

Cognitive Restructuring

I even wrote in my diary “David said I would be a SacPeat today”

DONT EVER SPEAK ILL OF MY GIRLS! EVER!!!

hey bryan, where'd you get those players, the toilet store?

60% of the time, it works every time.

3 DAYS FOR THE KCDC CFP!!!

STOOPS WATCH DAY 11: THE MOOD IS TENSE

Well, well, well,

Today we spell redemption T-o-m

- Let 'em work it out! - It's between the two of them!

and see if she likes the goods.

60% of the time, it works every time.

The network is picking up the feed.

there was a time

Are you trying to tell me that there's a party in the ADF and I'm invited?

Oh, Pete's Playing. It's the Draft game, we do it every year

Here we go again.

You’re not Gary

Look! They're following their mother!

Panda Watch The mood here is tense

Go fuck yourself, baseball writers.

Have some pizza, maybe some sex

# Lay your weary head to rest #

hey everyone! come and see how good strategic sourcing looks!

I'm Ron Burgundy?

You know I don't speak Hebrew. In English, please.

How about that?! That Gronk can talk football!

- What? - No. No!

Because the only way to win is to be the best.

I guess I’ll have to take you at your word Number two

I'm telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron's head.

NetApp?? Those dirt bags have been in 3rd place for 5 years.

It’s actually an optical illusion

yes faye george faye benjamin oops! (takes brandy with lemon sharbet) ok i'll get it right this time to get names right. ok shelley asher ashley violet andrew sargent andrew--- oops! i've gotta stop calling people the wrong name! (faye laughing) ok brandon mike gayle mitch richard troy--oops! still not cured of wrongnameaphocoragia.

I'm very aroused.

go fuck yourself, San Francisco

if I were to give you some money from out of my wallet would that help ease the pain?

You sound like a gay.

Ron Burgundy… and the Channel 4 News Team.

I don’t know what to say, I’m a little embarrassed

It's boring But it's part of my life

Brendan Fraser is a saint!!! You understand me?!

The sewers run red with Gypsy’s blood

Hey how's the Bow hunt going?

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Crotch made a very funny joke today!”

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I thought it was a joke

Get Corningstone over there right away!

I hate you, Kevin Stitt, I hate you!

seems that our youngest chris was on something called "ACID" and firing a bow & Arrow into a Crowd You know how kids are...

Well done Mr Burgundy

You know how to cut to the core of me, Fulham

It's the greatest city in the history of mankind.

She's better than me!

- Brian Fantana. - Champ Kind.

Whoa, Ron, I don't want to sound cruel, but--

I report the news. That's what I do.

you see ms.cash i get more 55% shares out of the clutter tax from the promised target of 786% by 2088 then you do you can't say i haven't made change from it! no and well you can't have a political sliding from the opposition ms.gillard saying "55% by 2024!" the budget dosen't clutter $5 shares from it just like that!

Well, guess what. Now this is happenin'.

It's all right, everyone! We can do the news.

Well , agree to diasgree

And we will tour the countryside,

yes berkyl bompasoxertwsterroitwetterette? what do you want? i want to do some ravvaking in ravardee.

That's what he did!

MMM.. that is good fondue

I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.

All right, stop!

Well that's just great. You hear that Ed? Bears.

I've been waiting to say this to you for a long time.

POSSUM WATCH. THE MOOD IS TENSE

Damn that dude cleans up good

Its the biggest party of the year we do it every year

wearing ski masks made off with over $20,000 from an area bank

Ha ha! Ha ha ha ho!

- Okay, we're off and running. - Three armed men

What in the hell's diversity?

I even wrote it down on my diary! Veronica had a very funny joke today

I could be wrong but I believe that’s someone’s dick from Game of Thrones

I believe “Malala” is an old, old wooden ship…

Ryan McManus is a saint! You understand me?

hundreds of years ago.

Do you know who I am?

in the side with a pair of steel-toed boots.

Leave the mothers out of this, all right?

60% of the time, it works every time.

Sgt Hendrick Will post anything put in the DET box

Sixty percent of the time It works every time

I Miss Your Scent

Morning, everyone.

Today we spell redemption L-O-F-T-O-N

Let ‘Em Work It Out! It’s Between The Two Of Them!

Baby Watch And the mood is tense

Our children will form a family band

Please keep off of your grass, shine your shoes wipe your face.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Kyle Dufas is a saint, you understand me?!

Security team assemblllleee

I know that one day, Veronica and I are gonna get married

No. The other thing.

I believe ‘trade deadline move’ is the name of an old corked bat from the Chris Sabo era

60% of the time, it works every time.

Damn it! Get me a phone.

No, that's-- that's what it means.

That’s a good start, but keep going.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904.

I will have you know that I have more talent

DOROTHY HUMPROF IS A SAINT! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

Randall, are you paying attention? - Nope.

I'd also like to share with you that I have a lambo

Harper Watch. The Mood is Tense

Great story Compelling and Rich

Saltus!? Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee.

but was later fired after being accused

Well, well, well,

Oh, what's that smell?

It's not a given anymore

I could do that.

HE'S GONNA PUT CORNINGSTONE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rangers lead the way

Happy Birthday Anita !!

You were my hero, Waldo.

Falcons! No you’re putting the whole office in jeopardy!

PUBLIC TV KICKS ASS

Well, well, well…

Champ here. I'm all about havin' fun.

Hey, lady in the hat. Yeah.

He’s better than me

I guess I have to take you at your word. Number two.

You have man boobs.

# Can you dig it? Can you dig it? #

What if, just for tonight, we weren’t co-parents We were co-people?

The sewers run red with Caleb’s blood

After the FotoMat was destroyed,

Well, well, well,

Are you high or something? Did you see what happened?

That squirrel can water-ski

There's a network talent scout over there.

Go fuck yourself rob

Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? for the last time, anything you put on the prompter, Frank will read!

- Oh, yeah. - Brown baggin' it.

That's some cold ish, but..