Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THAT’S NOT A GOOD START
Aaaafternoon Delight
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Oh, mi corazón está en fuego! Julio!
You have broken my heart samwise Burgundy you have broken my heart
Easy, compadre. I'm your friend out here, all right?
I love flag.
"mentally retarded."
You pointed to your boobies.
... And LIsten Emergency Heat Loan SEASON !!!!
Because of my breasts?
and this is what's happening in your world tonight.
It's actually an optical illusion.
I saw that, Mike killed a guy
You stay classy WHILians!
Excuse me. Excuse me. Peter, what are you doing?
Tonight's top story the streets run red with Jeegohhnys blood hyah! hyah!
A La Jolla man clings to life
News team, assemble!
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can''t understand you.
No discounts! No mercy!
Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy,
and is one of the top political advisors
Smells like bigfoot's dick
Heyyy Oh! There he is!
When someone is unexpectedly losing their shit... I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
Tasers
vivufuuf? what do you want vrostrophia? feed the vitasoyvicryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal vitasoyvic! betrayal vitasoyvic! virufufu vititirjdmdkmddjterratetvookavirtual! thank you vaceeroiomp valasaluter! you're welcome viitutjtuttujd vomitrufudjjjxorder!
stinking up the joint with your craziness.
Last time I looked, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Well, well, well,
It's clear now.
Yeah.
Ah! Knights of Columbus, that hurts!
So Roon’s not coming?
toxic katherina rivenese was bohpa bohpa bohpa oboboloo lkajsjieieiriii's booohouppeproich wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
Right, but I think my son is just going through a phase.
But you and l are mature adults.
Ahhhhh!
М-м-м... Це смачне фондю
This could be the big story of the summer.
and suits so fine
- I can't find Corningstone. - Where the hell is she?
Dorothy Manmouth is a Saint!
Here is a story of a 103-year-old woman
You weren't here. Why are you being this way?
Well, agree to disagree.
You get train ran on 50% of the time All the time
You really want to know what love is?
63% of the time it works every time
I nailed the steak
All clear!
Philly was a bad choice
H-a-w-k-s
And I'm Tits-- I'm Ron Burgundy.
I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman!
Compelling, and rich
I'm having very strong feelings for you, Mr. Burgundy.
And Baxter here of course
I even wrote it down in my diary! Jason picked a very cool beer today!
I’m here for the Director position
Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone.
Finch watch The mood is tense
Excusez-moi, Numero Two.
Oh, it's the deep burn!
It's a community event
All right, guys. Let's focus up.
I chose them as my replacement,
You're gonna need to move to Moscow.
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
That squirrel can water-ski
- I hate you! - I hate you more!
It’s the pancake breakfast. We do it every Sunday.
You were my hero Bryce
be about a cat fashion show.
I expected it from the rest of them, Mr. Burgundy, but not from you.
No, no, that's... very exciting.
You're not very bright. You know that, right?
Mike had a very funny joke today i even wrote it in my diary
Don’t get me wrong I loooove Greek Food
Go fuck yourself, Joe Biden
Mike Harris is a saint! And a financial genius
He’s gonna put Armia on PP1
*spits out food*
You’re not Buntz
ADD MITCHELL! ADD MITCHELL!
Well thats just great, you hear that Flor? Bears!
Boy, that escalated quickly
Veronica. She put that in the Teleprompter.
D
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Oh, come on. Audrey.
Boy, that escalated quickly.
Jackie almost killed a guy
Mmmmm take me to foot town wahaha
They don't take into account houses that have more than two television sets and things of that nature
My reaction to finding out Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa left us
I am completely miserable SanDiego
No discounts! No mercy!
Thanks for stopping by
I guess we'll go back to doing what I do best, show off.
put away the clothes. oh!!!
I'M SHOCKED
This week we could spell redemption G-I-O
Buzz are you paying attention? Nope.
It is anchorman, not anchorlady!
they're looking for a new anchor.
Jack Cousins is a Saint!!! You understand me?
You're my hero, Ron.
its the biggest party of the year we do it every year
Ya Hear that Dan? He dropped the Ball...!
Champ, come on. Come on!
But if I had to guess, I’d say… female
HAPPY BIRTHDAY???
I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many.
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Dire wolves Now you're putting the whole realm in jeopardy
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Andrew made a very funny joke today!”
Atish, are you paying attention? Nope.
Oh. You son of a bitch!
It might be a soft "J"
Did you just throw a sturgeon out your window?
If you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back.
That was our newest reporter, Veronica Corningstone.
Who typed a question mark at the end of of the QOS?
Milk Was a Bad choice.
When this all gets sorted out we should get an apartment together
Baxter!
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# The greatest wealth that exists in the world. #
Here are the stories we're going to be chasing today.
Correa Watch The mood is tense
I believe its a soft "J"
And then our children will form a family band.
It’s a WWE ple We watch ‘em together every month
We're laughing, enjoying our friendship.
Kit
I believe Budget is an old wooden ship!
Foggy London Town
Burgundy will read.
when he's suffering from a spiritual and existential funk.
It's ok! I'm here, we can do the TD now!
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This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
yes raelene you old frumbled prune face granny! yes punched in like a gayle bradley knife! yes the other stanley knives are just plain old SliceCo's. thanks dear yes me frumples aren't filed under "S" after all!
He's gonna put Corningstone on.
Yeah I saw that. Jesse killed a guy
I'm gonna straight up murder your ass!
Why, Ron? Why?
Biden will read anything you put on the prompter Anything
60% of the time, it works every time.
Where you get that jersey? The toilet store?
- We were just flapping our gums. - Oh, yeah.
today we spell redemption R - O - N
That's completely uncalled for, Burgundy.
Sweet grandmother's spatula!
go fuck yourselves pypl bagholders
Why did you say that? Why?
Whale, whale, whale,
Bear fight!
Construction on 95 South during rush our is Grade A Baloney
I saw that, Mike killed a guy
Come on! Oh, God!
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it in my diary. Jeremy had a very funny joke today.
It looks like a whale's vagina
TODAY WE SPELL REDEMPTION Travis
From everybody here, Go Fuck yourself Kathy Hochul
Damn it! You know Leaky will read whatever you type in chat
Huh? Network?
Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
No there’s no way that’s correct
Let ‘em work it out! It’s between the two of them!
Well that’s just great
People who overreact to the Coronavirus
Here we go... LEt the games Begin!
Joe Biden will read!
Hey, lady in the red hat. Yeah.
I've had enough of you, Mantooth.
When Leah gets her place in LCA I'm in a glass case of emotion
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What did you say your name was?
It’s clear now
The bottom line is,
London Gentleman, or--
YOU CAN USE MY USP THEN AFTERWARDS MAYBE WE CAN GO TO LUNCH
That's bush. Bush league.
When an STi passes you
James, are you paying attention? Nope.
It’s the pancake breakfast Tom. We do it every year!
It's always a long fall from the top, isn't it?
Mike had a very funny joke today I even wrote it in my diary
Well that’s just great Amber… Falcons!
Judge Perez will CNO anything that is put on that docket
Do you know who I am?
This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
100 watch The mood is tense
You guys just stand there? Come on!
Yes.
- Excuse me. - What are you doing?
Well I could be wrong, but I believe this beer tastes like an old old ship that was used during the civil war era
I don’t know what a bonus win is!
It was a bad choice
My wife and I had sex last night!! With each other!!!
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Sixty percent of the time... My memory works every time
I know one day Kelly and i Will be married on top of a mountain
It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
Ron, are you okay?
He will read anything that is put on the sermon notes
Go fuck yourself detroitdad
Twenty Percent Of The Time It Works Every Time
A Manhattan, and kick the vermouth
Today we spell redemption, J. O. E.
She was Brazilian.
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Garth, I need to look at these tapes for a potential lead.
Tonight the sewers run red.. With Buchanon’s blood!
Times are changing, IFB women can do stuff now
and the Channel 4 News Team.
FOR THE LAST TIME, ANYTHING YOU PUT ON THAT PROMPTER JUSTIN BURGUNDY WILL READ
I LOVE STAIN
It's not a given anymore
I laughed at it later that night!
How now brown cow
I'm Ron Burgundy.
♫ Afternoon delight. ♫
OUr children will form a family band
and the Channel 4 News Team.
When you left the hurt was so deep… I don’t know if I can go through that again
Today we spell redemption J. O. E.
Boy... that escalated quickly
I couldnt I’m totally unprepared
I’m Ron Burgandy Go tuck yourself Kathy Hochul.
Baltimore…drink it in It always goes down smooth
- Thanks for stopping by. - Stay classy.
The Sewers will run red with Rhule’s Blood
Take me to flavor town!
And you ate all the leaves?
I hate you Bo Nix, I hate you
You have...
It always goes down smooth.
2pm
I think she bought it
They’ll get y
When You start Working out and Eating right
Kevin killed a guy
Would everyone love to hear Andre 3000 play "yazz" flute?
AND I DO MEAN AN-Y-THING
DAMN IT!
I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.
Why don't you stop talking for a while?
Hey Y. Koo You're making me look stupid
Drink it in. It always goes down smooth.
Stay classy charlotte.
It's Rocket League. We do it every Friday night.
*spits out food*
This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary.
Okay. Bye-bye.
after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs
Beer was a bad choice!
Today we spell redemption A-I-D-A-N
as one professional helping another professional,
You have always been a good friend!
it's made with bits of real panther So you know it's good
When in Rome…
Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can’t understand you.
I killed a guy with a trident.
It's the Gobblerito...We do it every year
It's Summit... We do it every year
If I'm a dullard, you're the, uh, the dull--
Scholars maintain that the owner was lost hundreds of years ago.
Livestock ,Carnival and Pet the the Bunnies.. We do it every Houston Rodeo Tejano Day
This coffee tastes weird Yep, it's got real bits of panther in it
is to give her two tickets to the gun show...
Excuse me, I'm press. Thank you. What do you got?
It took my impending death for me to realise how much I need you
read something like this:
BABY WATCH
Don't act like you're not impressed.
Today we spell redemption RON
Hey, Ron.
Kirkland: so you know it's good
60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time.
No, Lynnsey will be there. It's the Crackhead Hour. We do it every week.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Nice work, everyone. Sharp suite release. Really good. Everyone one on the floor as well. Really a lot of hustle, I liked it
Wow. Quite a drink order.
Way to go! Neat-o, gang.
It's the pancake breakfast We do it every month
Jesus, She's Terrifying!
I'm sorry.
I wanna polka.
SUR...... .....PRISE !
I've got to merge my PR
I'm just gonna put that out there
Ribs
and I'm rarely late.
Dammit! Who put "repeat the line" on the teleprompter?!
From all of us here at Channel 4 News,
for an extended period of time.
Mm, 9:00.
They have Done Studies You Know Scott Sucks
I love poop! I love poop!
- And that is a scientific fact! - Uh-huh.
When this all gets sorted out I think you and me should get an apartment together
IT'S THE GOBBLERITO... WE DO IT EVERY YEAR
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke. I even wrote in my diary, "Dear Diary, Ashley had a very funny joke today"
Ya hear that Dan?? He dropped the ball!!
Just Take It Easy, Champ ...
out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Oh, that behind is driving me loco!
Boy, that escalated quickly
Beer was a bad choice!
NO ASSUMPTIONS! NO MERCY!
I miss--i miss my ceo.
It might be a soft "J."
Hey!
Baltimore…drink it in It always goes down smooth
Emily Howe and I had sex And we are in looooovvvveeee!
To the news van!