Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When this all gets sorted out I don’t think anyone should have to wear bras anymore

Thank you Scott

and thanks for stopping by, San Diego.

And I'm going to look good.

Kamala. She put that in the teleprompter.

“Caballeros” ASSEMBLE!!!

You hear me? You hear me? Aubri, look at me!

She's looking this way.

Carol Ann is a saint

I did. That was a terrific spill. That's quite a raspberry.

AND I MEAN AN - NEE - THiNG

which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Harbaugh Watch The Mood Is Tense

I mean eh-nee-thin-guh.

McCain, I don't often agree with you but

Ankle watch. The mood is tense.

It’s the Ashbourne Christmas Bottomless. We do it every year.

Judge Perez will CNO Anything that is put on that docket

I DON'T KNOW A NED

Are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them?

Today we spell redemption … R. O. M.

and that she is quite a handful in the bedroom.

Twenty percent of the time I win every time

And I’ve been watching this before every epic Euro trip for 10 years

Baby watch. The mood is tense!

You’ve destroyed The only thing I love

Oh, you never have?

Like a diaper full of Indian food.

Mr. President, Are you just looking at things in the office and saying them.

I'm Veronica Corningstone.

People seem to like me because I am polite

# Love is like candy on a shelf #

Why don’t you stop talking for a while? Maybe sit the next couple of plays out.

Okay, I'll go get your sandwich.

Well, well, well,

I even wrote it down in my diary “Veronica had a very funny joke today”

Glass case of emotion

against the tiniest lion you've ever imagined.

For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Ira will read!

60% of the time, I’m right every time.

When you left the hurt was so deep I don’t know if I can go through that again

PRODUCTION WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE

but if I had to guess, I'd say female.

Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.

I think he bought it.

It's cards and drinking night We do it every month

- Excuse me, gentlemen. - Oh. Hello.

I saw that. Kyle killed a guy.

I love lamb. I love lamb.

What you're about to see is a Channel 4 News exclusive.

This is a big one

I saw that Boeing Killed a guy

Brick Come and Hug Me I Know You Want to!

It’s the preseason top 25 We do it every year

about the lack of an old wooden ship,

Hes better than me!

IT'S THE PANCAKE BREAKFAST

Damn it! Who typed a “pause” on the teleprompter?

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

I LOVE AIRBRUSH

Bike-Watch, and the mood is tense!

What are you doing?

All right. There it is. Same old shit again. What do you love?

We are laughing!

What? What day is this?

I believe it's yo-gurt or jogh-urt, it might be a soft g

Ron, I think you've got a story to report.

Today we spell redemption J-a-g-s

Hold on. Veronica? What was it?

It's the team pancake breakfast, we do it every month.

I'll give this little cookie an hour

I just got the call from Poonam She wants me back

Happy Birthday Daisy Stay Classy

Fire up, Ronnie!

thanks roge you're a brick.

I have a huge crush on Paul bennett

60% of the time it works everytime

ribs. I had ribs for lunch

if you will play "yazz" flute for us.

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! Lefttowrite made a very funny joke today!”

Because of your actions

I can see you, Ron.

Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.

Uh-oh. Here comes trouble.

i love wall...i love wall

TAMMIE WEIS IS A SAINT! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

Oh! Almost forgot.

Anything you put in the intercreditor WSFS will sign it

Super Duper Way to go gang, Neato!

everyone's life would change forever.

YOU MAY WANT TO LAY LOW FOR A WHILE BECAUSE YOU’RE PROBABLY WANTED FOR MURDER

Mmm I just burned my tongue

I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary right here

- Power. - Roll in.

As far as I'm concerned, Corningstone's fair game.

Dammit! Who who put a Hersey on the Discord?

We got it now. It's all right.

Oh, stop calling your arms "guns."

What did the bad man do?

Damn it, who typed a PAUSE in the teleprompter?

I thought it was a joke I even wrote it down in my diary.

There he is. There's my little man.

I don’t know a Pat

It's boring, but it's part of my life.

EVERYONE JUST RELAX, ALRIGHT?

Its the pleats, its the pattern on the pants..

60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time.

# Is always gonna be there anyway? #

Watch out for the hen! It'll getcha!

Tonight the sewers run red With pinkie blood

Ren, Val, and Chris unable to find Bella: we're in a glass case of emotion!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING! I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE I EVEN WROTE IT DOWN IN MY DIARY, THE GOVERNMENT HAD A REALLY FUNNY JOKE TODAY!

Wait let me say something Help

Its made from bits of pug, so you know its good...

I SAW THAT! XO KILLED A GUY

I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it in my diary Scheds made a very funny joke today

How good was your service with Penguin ?

- Simply vanished. - How do you lose your lead anchor?

I friggin' love you!

SMELLS OF RICH MAHOGANY

HALEY? I DON'T KNOW A HALEY.

RI-GODDAMN-DICULOUS

- Yeah, you got mental problems, man. - Yeah, he really does.

Dammit Who typed “work war 11” on the teleprompter?

KLRU: No Commercials No Mercy

Ravens... Assemble!!

Don’t get me wrong, I looove the ladies, they rev my engine. but they do not belong in the newsroom!

Go fuck yourself, Bob.

when they crop up in the ol' skull, huh?

Tuesday's arms and back.

AVENGERS: ENDGAME WAS AWESOME AND TONY STARK FUCKING DIESSSSS!!!!

I even wrote about it in my diary Global Returns made a very funny joke today

Today we spell redemption R-O-D!!

I don’t know what a bonus win is!

You’re so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

Scholars maintain that the purpose was lost years ago.

In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

Dès que tu commences à te demander si tu mérites mieux

You’re so wise.

It smells like Bigfoot’s doink!

Prost watch The mood is tense!

It's there team pancake breakfast, we do it every month.

"The times, they are a-changin'."

- Get out of the business. - This is pathetic.

I just wanted to shout it from on top of a mountain.

Well, well, well.

38 percent of the time I order oysters everytime

Mack Brown is a saint!!

Kyle, are you paying attention? Nope

San Diego ...which of course in German, means, "a whale's vagina"

You're like a miniature Buddha

Can’t say one word Even the guy who can’t think says something

She's better than me.

But … I’m kind of the RAD Executive Vice Chancellor

I even wrote it down in my diary

Caleb, get back over here

TORNADO WATCH. THE MOOD IS TENSE.

She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!

No. Buy new sunglasses!

All right. Let's do this!

Dammit! Who put the tang in the spray tan machine?

when was the time julia gillard starred in the movie star wars the force awakens? when she was trying to find julia rudd doing gamgnam style.

I'm telling you, she is a real ball-buster.

Happy birthday Jason? “I’m in a glass case of emotion”

Mr. Harken, I am a damn good journalist,

- No one's seen her. - I can't believe this.

Hey, everyone! Come and see how good Bear's Den are!

You’re going to be sitting next to Ethan Hawke!

I'm chasing down leads

Como está bitchesssss

- Shall we? - Yes.

IT'S THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME WE DO IT EVERY YEAR.

HANNAH... I miss seeing you. I miss your laugh!

Veronica. What a pretty girlfriend.

Damn it! who put affordable housing into a strat memo? For the last time, anything you put into a strat memo, access will put into creative!

That's not a good start, but keep going.

You know those ratings systems are flawed!

Well, the truth is, I don't really have a choice.

and everything started to move awfully fast

I hate you, Bake Clofton. I hate you!

Hey, sweet cheeks. Got an invite I'd like to extend your way.

Yeah. What is that?

No. Chevy’s coming. It’s the weekly game. We do it every week.

Sitting Jordan addison Was a bad choice!

the entire world has been waiting for.

72% sure... that I Love

Seaton watch. The mood is tense

Today we spell redemption BVU

Veronica Corningstone and I had sex!

You dirtbags have been in third place for five years.

Just for today, fashion curiosity did not kill the cat.

You just need to lift 2x per week, sleep, walk, and eat Whole Foods People

You stay classy, Knicks fans

You can't do anything? Even the old man did something!

Spin team, assemble!!

Taking a nap after work was a bad choice

Moose killed a guy.

They’ll getcha

This is nice, gang, sittin' here.

Chris Kennedy's Ass is grass

You’re a member of the channel 4 news team

I'm going to take your cousin, Kelly Moran, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Weed. I had weed for lunch. That's why I'm doing this....

BarBie Asking RZ to scream

To one day become a network anchor.

getting charged weekend rates at the course you work for

Well that’s just great. Did you hear that Tomlin? Hurting Jabo’s feelings…

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary Joey told a very funny joke today

she does have a nice, big old behind.

I read that text and was like... I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING!

I’m not a baby! I am a man!

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Alexandra made a very funny joke today!

my wild love tigress.

Today we spell redemptiom UVA

And we will dance till the sun rises.

I believe “Malala” is an old, old wooden ship…

let the games begin!!!

Oh, my gosh! She said her first words!

and we made out for hours.

I believe its Gif or Hif. It might me a soft "G".

Cyclone Watch The Mood IS Tense

Maybe don't wear a bra next time.

I am completely miserable San diego

and we'll pick you up in the morning.

I'm having a great time.

A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining

Man, that’s hilarious.

It’s the football auction We do it every year

And I've shown you, old man!

We've got to do something.

Is that Sex Panther you're wearing?

We're gonna do something about it.

Hey, you watch yourself, mister.

And I'm Ron Burgundy.

Oh! I've never heard of it.

60% of the time It works every time

I have an IQ of 46 and am what the doctors call Mentally retarded

See this muscle It is from ICMP

Poop pipes. Poop coming out of your pipes

I might be in trouble on that one

You stay catty, San Diego.

Oh! Oh, Baxter, you're still alive!

Switch me on it!

*spits out food*

Two tickets to the Gong show

It took my impending death

Anything you put on the slide Ken will read

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there.

You Have Bad Hair

on something called acid

Capitol impact!

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

60% of the time It works every time

- It's me. Ed. - Who?

Maybe don’t wear a bra this time.

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Savannah made a very funny joke today!”

And, of course, my friend Baxter here.

Brought To You By MohammaD [SHoCk Movies] # Carry on, my wayward son #

Damn it! Who typed that uranus joke on the teleprompter?