Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Overcompensating a bit?

The Big Bro in the sky had answered my prayers.

I had to check their qualifications.

- They suck, Ted. - I know.

and we still haven't found a nanny.

is simply not appropriate.

Well, at least I'm not dating a girl.

Twenty bucks says he is crying in the ladies' room right now.

What about What I just witnessed not two minutes ago?

It's Watering right now...

- You're fired. - Calm down.

Now off to work, you two.

your mom worked and I was a stay-home dad.

Then why did I wake up holding a monkey?

and two, he doesn't exist.

They were everywhere.

for Marvin-if you want.

and everything he told you was a lie.

Belmont Racetrack.

Victoria and I are R.S.V.P.'ing to a wedding in Jamaica...

What you're doing with these young women...

Craziest thing. He just Went poo-poo this very second.

[Coughs] I'm available. [ Coughs, Clears Throat]

I wanna bury my head in the safety of your bosom.

- What time is it? - 5:00.

Oh, delightful.

I fell in love with a single dad who turns out to be a billionaire.

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