Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's right, it's Nick. It's always been Nick.

and Justice Antonin Scalia.

There's a Metro North conductor who's good.

No. Guys, nobody dumped anyone. We're still going out. We're just friends.

Shall we go to the movie?

So mysterious. I get such a kick out of this kid.

[music playing]

Did she say just be friends or "just be friends"?

What's up, my man? You page me? Who we hard for?

[announcer] The pecs...

Like, remember when I saw that particularly plump tomato?

-I'm not allowed refined sugar. -Uh, thanks. I'm all set.

And, hey, is-- that's a bad thing, right?

-♪ Hooray! ♪ -♪ Oh, shanté! ♪

-Well, it was mutual. -No, no, no.

All right, loading.

Okay, so, normally right about now I'd watch the Mets game.

-What's up, jerk? -Hey, Jessi,

What? Of course we do. What about my mom and, like, whores?

Please stop quoting your dad's divorce lawyer commercials.

it felt like I was chewing on two lukewarm hot dogs.

Being gay can be bloody brilliant.

-Is there a difference? -I'll rip that little bitch to shreds.

[contestants chanting] "Countdown to Money with Nick Starr!"

-Number one, number two? -[Andrew] Can I see number one again?

♪ Be a bright and shining rainbow ♪

-It'd be a nightmare. -Why?

♪ I'm here, I'm queer, get used to me ♪

Okay, that's crazy, all right?

and now I'm really excited about it.

Everyone wants to know who broke up with who,

-Purse Dog? -"Mr. Teddy Graham."

Oh, hello, Nick. Did you bring a phone book to sit on?

Nick and Jessi.

Now let's mosey.

I love that. That's what this is missing, right? Being friends.

Oh, my God, poor Andrew.

I was just spitballin'. Poof!