Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jessi, it's-- ahem, good to see you.

But thank you for kissing me...?

Good. I'm gonna go lie down on the floor in the den and open mail.

And we sucked at being boyfriend and girlfriend.

But enough about me. Why the long face?

-Yeah. -The gloves came off in a fit of rage.

What am I gonna tell my grandkids?

["I Am Gay" playing]

And he's only a monster when he does coke.

and "poor Andrew" to "sweet Desiree."

-Now go out there and lose that boy. -[moans]

Beautiful music. Though, I should figure out if Nick is into it.

How come all the Jews knew not to come to work that day?

So, are the test results in?

No, I'm just drawing a picture of a unicorn...

We're all on the same page.

which looks... super gay.

♪ Bears and queens And Catholic tweens ♪

-Nick? -Yes! "Little Baby Salt Shaker."

Yeah. He thinks he's in love with his best friend.

-Oh, God. -He said you think you might be gay.

Also, it's the best time to be gay since ancient Greece.

Jessi, let's not forget you kissed me.

-Agh! -[music stops]

-It's classic. You're a tall and a short. -Is that a thing?

or Austin, Texas-- that place is keeping it weird.

-That's a win in my book. -Wait, wait, wait.

I guess I just didn't want to seem like the loser.

Only one way to find out. Okay, have a seat.

-Jay-- -We let it be known that Jessi,

[announcer] The pecs...

No, I can see it. I mean, you suck at being straight.