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-[Andrew] Number two...? -Cool, cool.
♪ I'm not the boy I used to be ♪
My cousin Eugene... no, that's it. I think that's it.
Yeah, looking back, there was definitely fecal matter on some of the basketballs.
Nick, I'd like that very much.
-Cool, cool. El baño. -I'm sorry, what?
Um, my pleasure...?
-[Andrew] Number one...? -Interesting.
-[yelps] -[audience gasps]
Lights out. It's 9:05.
Allow me to introduce you to famous deceased homosexuals
I find it offensive. I mean, does it really matter who broke up with who?
-Andrew, did this talk help? -I guess?
[music playing]
We were both kind of losers.
-Uh... -Nothing, flaccid.
-What are you doing here? -I spoke to Duke.
You remember Tyler. He tried to light himself on fire in our front yard.
What? No! No. Well, yeah. I'm not sure.
Because being gay is as bad as having a catfish mouth.
But if I'm probably gay, maybe I should--
Oh, my God, that movie looks so good.
-"Aw, why aren't they boys?" -I don't get it.
and he's not into it, that could ruin everything.
Oh. Did he mention anything about Stevie Wonder
-He would tell me. -Would he?
and those sticks you could floss with.
We're gonna have to clear more cookies than a fat kid at a birthday party.
I was really mad.
[laughing]
What are you guys gonna watch next? Do you wanna hang out?