Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-♪ Be gay, totally gay ♪ -♪ Be gay ♪
Go stand by those two weird Christmas movie posters
like, hey, women, do we even need them?
-Oh, I love that. Camping's a great-- -It's just Nick and me!
Let's face it, Andrew, if you're asking, you're probably gay.
Please tell me they put a Walgreens in this Netflix.
Jay, please. How did everything get so messed up?
Movie? I thought this was the self-checkout at Walgreens.
...the johnson.
-What do you mean? -Your lumpy friend Andrew
Two robots and two humanoids are here to compete
'Cause I'm gonna tell everyone that you, Nick Birch,
-Well, um... -Rihanna? The Land O' Lakes butter chick?
-Well, is it true? -I don't know.
like the kind of gay guy who's in the Air Force
It's the law of the jungle, Jessi. It's the law of the jungle.
You're picturing it and we're talking about it.
Sorry, you're the only gay person I know.
But let's move on to something actually care about--
Aren't you supposed to put the peanut butter on your own dick?
Only if you find disposable income and terrific summer houses scary.
so he becomes destitute and flings himself in front of a trolley car.
-It's a spectrum. -Oh. Well, how gay are you?
-Well, what about Mom? -Well, I love your mother,
-Andrew did the funniest thing today. -Oh, God, tell me. What did he do?
[clicking]
Let's just say he comes out to you and you fire him from your band,
-Maybe I am gay. -Okay, all right. That's good to know.
And I pity the poor girl who makes the mistake of kissing you next.
[laughs] You're precious.
♪ Come and join in the fun Say hello to tight butts ♪
Cut that little pipsqueak down to size.