Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-No, we all know it's okay to be gay. -Do we?

but it was the right thing to do. Does that make sense?

Man, you boys having a lot of problems this week, huh?

Okay, okay, how about this-- we'll say Jessi puts peanut butter on her dog's dick

Okay, fine. We'll take the high road. We'll just say she's a lesbo.

It's a gay test.

Did you know any gay people when you were alive?

Tomorrow, an exclusive interview with Patient Zero in our pinkeye epidemic.

Ugh! That was positively painful, my pretty little pupusa.

We're in a fight but ultimately we're still friends, right?

Oh, my God! [thumps]

How's it supposed to feel?

Aw, don't worry about it, Nick. Opinions are like assholes--

[Hormone Monster] Now tell me-- number one, or number two?

Aw, Atlanta Claus, you gotta help me find a dying Mylar balloon that says "Wow."

-No, it's a fish. -Yeah, no, no, I know that now.

-No, I don't want to zoom. -Yes! Yes!

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia?

-Of course it does. You know that. -Okay, here's what I will say--

You mean Nick Starr, the host of "Countdown to Money"?

That. That, too. You're weirdly formal,

-I'm not gay. -Oh!

Ooh, how'd you break up with Jessi? Did you make her cry?

Oh, death is so profoundly sad.

Definitely watch gay porn.

Good kid. Thinks he might be a homosexual.

-[growls] -Hyah!

-Click the mouse. -Okay. Here goes.

I've got morning wood... to chop.

"Probably gay"? What does that even mean?

And thanks again.