Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She made you feel like it was your idea, didn't she?

-Oh, you have a sweet side. -...buttfucking Mr. Clean!

Hey, man, hurry it up! We're gonna miss the movie.

-[gasps] Oh, my God. -Number two, right?

Yes, I'm declaring that I'm a proud gay man.

Um, hello? Mr. Ghost of Duke Ellington? It's Andrew.

Me? Okay, fine, but the lights stay off. I don't own stock in Con Ed.

would you rather that lesbo call you "catfish mouth" or gay?

Oh-- yeah, no, that-- that's fine.

♪ Except for North Carolina ♪

I've got morning wood... to chop.

I'm the one who put the fecal matter on the basketballs.

That's it. I'm getting us tickets the second they go on sale.

onto a kitchen counter like you weigh nothing.

-Gun him down. -I knew it wasn't gonna work

What? Yes. Where have you been?

-Jay. -And I've got just the idea.

But now that I'm saying it out loud I don't know.

God, what's taking so long?

I'm really sorry I said all those terrible things about you.

-That's good. -Wait. Close that.

-Everyone's gonna think I'm a loser. -Well, you're a winner to me.

Yeah, yeah, could be a fluke, or maybe... you're gay.

-Yeah, that-- that totally makes sense. -But we can watch the trailer together.

I really need a DVD of "Van Helsing" and a six-foot-long receipt.

and licks it off. Yum, yum, yum.

I need to find the bin filled with plastic balls