Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ In the LGBT community ♪

["Be Gay" playing]

It's my fault. I lied about how we broke up.

and Don Henley doesn't call you on your birthday anymore, man.

♪ And goodbye vaginas ♪

You're always making each other jealous, getting in your stupid little fights.

No, I'm just saying maybe the two of us should go on a vacation,

-[clicks] -[siren wails]

-Yeah. -[Andrew] Number one?

That sounds like a nice little life I've made for myself.

Duke, I guess I was wondering, have you ever stayed friends with an ex?

because I really like being friends with you.

but don't tell her that. Who else?

Oh, please! You do everything together.

Good call, good call.

when you know she wants to be eating little pieces of shit.

Hey, Dad, um... can I ask you something?

Grandpa Andrew, who was your first kiss?

and then became middle management at IBM, and you have a condo,

I would say that there's about four other people--

Just with your giant blubbery lips

You guys gonna watch another episode?

and just take each boner as it comes.

Damn, Paul, your sticky chest gave me blue balls.

Hi, Andrew, I just wanted to preemptively let you know

[laughs] Nailed it again.

Love's a journey, dude. She'll figure it out.

The gross poking and prodding from your scaly alligator tongue.

No, no, no, your mouth is fine. I just didn't feel anything.

That. That, too. You're weirdly formal.

-[Andrew] Stop clicking on it! -It's got a life of its own!