Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Joe Walsh is right. If I come right out and tell him

Well, you get it.

- Nick dumped Jessi. -[growls]

Hey! You two stop it. This is ridiculous.

You were friends, then you're girlfriend and boyfriend,

and there's like, a side gym in the building.

-And it has a weird texture. -Wow, yeah.

I can't be dishonest with you, Black Santa.

But remember when y'all did your Frenched kiss?

♪ You've got style and flair You're loved everywhere ♪

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is one hot Paul Bunyan.

now you're not friends at all?

-♪ Loud and proud cliché ♪ -♪ Sashay ♪

but then Jessi had this idea that we would just be friends again

Uh, I'm the only gay person you know you know.

go camping or something, get away from all this woman drama.

♪ And I found my calling today ♪

You know, I was thinking, we were so good as friends.

-After you, milady. -Thank you, good sir.

All I do is fantasize about girls.

Well, Jessi and I are going out now...

Yeah, that part I didn't really think through.

Now if you'll excuse me, bathroom.

-What? -It sounds like she broke up with you.

Anyway, Duke, I wanted your advice, and I guess I still do.

All right, Andrew, this is your journey. You must be your own shaman.

We shall reach up that little pygmy's ass and pull out his heart!

More like dick first into the butt end. Nailed it.

Are you doing a report on me for school?

Not my job. I have morning announcements,