Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? No, Nick's not my boyfriend. We're just best friends.
Oh, God, no! I loved having gay guys in my band.
-And then what happened? -And then he, um, well, he ate it.
Yeah, Morrey. He's the fucking man.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker.
No wonder I couldn't find prescription eye drops
Well, if he's gay and into it, then you're making music.
Uh, you actually don't have to get me one.
...the johnson.
[distant dog barking]
[singers] ♪ What's it like to be gay? ♪
Look, we could still be friends.
-[chuckles] His fruit snacks... -Uh-huh?
It was scientific. I was just trying to help.
-How so, Freddie Mercury? -I was hoping you would ask.
-Oh, I'll never forget. -Sing it, sister.
[faint barking]
and swallows every bite.
♪ The world's your buff buffet ♪
-and I thank you for your candor. -You're welcome.
Ni hao!
Number one, number two?
-Nick, how was your big date last night? -It started out a little awkward,
That sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory.
-♪ So gay ♪ -♪ It's a flaming hot pink-letter day ♪
We're going to the Brambles in Central Park.
[chuckles] First of all, I really don't like the word "dump."
Wow. It must be hard for you that you can't sit with the boys anymore
As long as you live on one of the coasts,
and I'm so awkward around everyone except you, 'cause we're best friends,
anyway, I guess I should be in less of a hurry to figure everything out
♪ I'm gay ♪
as soon as I kissed your big, weird catfish mouth.