Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Oh, man, Jessi dumped me. -Ha!
Exciting news for rich sociopaths with a loose concept of consent.
Okay, what's next? How am I supposed to dress?
No! She was your friend, then she was your lover,
Merry Christ-murs!
Jay, gay people don't stick their dicks inside other dicks.
-What's so bad about being gay? -Nothing.
But if he's not, that's a hard morning light
Thanks. I got it for my aunt's first wedding.
Oh, did you bring a big butt that's yours?
and work your shit out.
-And you feel like you should go with her? -Well--
Why? Come on, Andrew.
-What? Who? -"Peanut."
keep 'em away from your basketballs, all right?
Duke, did you fire a guy for being gay?
Don't care for men, either. I don't like people in general.
-for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit. -What? She doesn't eat pieces of shit.
-Oh, my God. -[whispers] Light yourself on fire.
You're picturing it and we're talking about it. [laughs]
It's a bummer 'cause he was your brother.
[sighs] Oh, Good. I'm so glad you feel the same way.
-Women? Ugh. Can't stand women. -Really?
-Er, should I take off my glasses? -Oh, no, no. This isn't an eye test.
-Uh-huh. -But with girls it's like,
-that I'm not interested in you. -And may I say that I fully understand
that are too light to throw.
-Jay-- -It's a little bit juvenile,
No, if I call her a lesbo, then she's gonna say that I'm gay.
Maybe I am gay.