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- No, you didn't.
- Oh, I'm going to go to New York
- Can I say one thing here?
if somebody said that to me to my face,
it helps everything. But now it's a problem.
[laughter]
because this is something he accomplished
and my sh-- ----in' blew out the water...
and he can't travel further than 100 miles.
- I know you had some good times up here, though.
and it reminds me of times
- Maybe at an exotic location or...
- We're part of the Mile High Club. - Yeah.
- Moderns do have-- that's exactly right.
[cheering] - Have a good birthday.
essential to us being able to like,
So how can you really, truly be in this bliss
Oh, my God! Gotta demo the bathroom.
- But wait, she-- - No, no, no, no.
[whip cracking]
- Yeah, right.
- Time out. - Be out all night.
- Welcome.
That would piss me the (BLEEP) off
You're drunk. You know, like,
All the windows and doors have to come out.
We'll make it happen. Ladies, it's been a pleasure.
Thank you, babe. [doorbell ringing]
[laughing]
- Where you grabbed her from? Magic City.
[phone ringing]
sometimes you gotta be like, "You know what?
- I don't even believe that, Marlo.
All right, here. Go on and take it.
Just give her the room. Just give her a room.
- And it's-it's ironic because some of the things
- Come on, let's g-go eat, guys. - Yay!
but he was into hunting, right?
like, I don't understand where she's comin' from.
it doesn't feel icky. It doesn't feel like
how is that coming along for you?
- Yeah? - Okay.
for things I'm accomplishing. - Mm-hmm.
It wasn't like Ralph said, "Hey, let me go
- The truth comes out.
in five minutes!
that we're havin' in our marriage.
So, guys, we pre-selected a menu for us.
Wait, let me make sure my-- - Wait a minute,
- Girl. Marlo. - It takes 15 minutes
You put them on probation,
we heard a noise,
walkin' around on this floor. - They are clean.
- Well, where my key at?
- How 'bout you just try to have a good night?
- What you mean? - So much, not enough time,
- Because that's not that far.
talk through all of these issues
- It feels good out here. - It feels great.
- One hundred percent.
It's not just you.
That's not the problem. Or is it?
or whatever, but anyway-- and then we'll go out to eat.
Okay, go with Terese.
It's always been, where does Marlo get her money?
- Well, just a little bit of space from there.
I liked it. I liked it a lot.
[chanting, "Kandi!"]
- Oh, my Lord, it's...
- Now that we have had a chance for a do-over,
Okay, so where did we take that from?
- I don't say that. I just--
- Uh-huh.
* I got stacks and stacks to the moon *
[busy signal]
some sh-- in our damn coochie.
'Cause Todd ain't even as freaky as Kandi.
this challenge for eternity.