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He stood in line for tickets to "Aladdin."
Okay, I'm gonna do it. I'll do it, yeah. Okay.
I hope I'm that active when I'm...
and you'll get the invoice sent to your phone.
Okay, from now on, when I say "me," I mean "him," okay?
- Good morning, everybody. Hey. - Good morning!
So would you...
- You're still using that guy? - Yeah. He's awesome.
they don't even give me a thank-you,
He's out in the world. He's making things happen.
Oh. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't worry, Mr. Gable.
Oh, hey, uh, don't forget your puck.
Sturdy, too, huh?
We can't back out now.
but no can do, 'cause I, uh... I got an appointment.
just relax for a second, man?
Okay? Keep that, as well.
Next week, we're renting dirt bikes.
Ohhhh!
I tried, okay?
Hey, my clothes didn't get soaked coming in.
I'm 41.
No, Mom, I can't.
Oh, the new armoire is being delivered today,
I look at them every day. They're up there.
All right, fine, but I'm taking my Chore Weasel.
Mom, he knows something.
Let's see. Jack is 10.
It was after the game, he drank a soda,
with a smiley face next to it