Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

escalating this a bit. - Nelson's right.
- Come on, man! You need to think big.
- All right, me and Nelson are gonna play
- Appointment? - We're not appointment guys.
- Come on. It'll be fun.
- How dare you say my son, Tom--
- This is amazing. What a happy ending!
a little blackmail type thing.
while the rest of the chumps are in the cafeteria.
Little pellets that come in a bag?
on his bare skin and eat it off of his skin.
You'll get $10,000. Of my own money.
- Whacked? - Hang on!
Like, whatever kind of date he wants to go on, I'm in.
- No. Aren't you here to fix the toilet?
- Ah! Percussion! Start right now.
[bell rings] - Come on, wrap it up.
I can't clear the floor for two kids.
- How about Boner69? - "Boner69." That's it!
- Tom's gerbil's in the woods behind TJ Maxx
Only two of them in English.
- It sounds like a principal wrote that. It's amazing.
♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪
'cause I helped you search for this gerbil!
I'm Tom's mom. I'm in control here.
[gerbil squeaking] - Fine!
- Isn't he cute? - Yeah, very cute!
'cause guess what? I was smart and I printed it.
We're gonna do a promise pledge.
And she's giving me loads of
- Okay, I'm not dirt poor, but--
- Don't make me forcibly restrain you.
- Yeah, that doesn't help. - All right, he's elderly.
And it just feels weird to get a massage right now.
Run towards my office!
- Oh, geez. - Okay!
- No! I said you can't! - Yes, I am.
to try to casually weave my name into the conversation.
He's a wild animal.
You didn't call the police, or anything or?
- Tom, it's been two hours
With your dad gone, Larry's the man of the house.
- Uh, yes, sir. All the bread is free.