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- The sun is shining on us. - Taking a long lunch
[squeaking]
- How are we gonna do that?
- What a match up.
- Hey, I mean, this is the way the world works, I was told.
- All right, Larry, play time's over.
- All right, let's play!
- Yeah. - Oh, this is really going to
- Oh, don't be mad, Tom, it was a hard test.
- Uh, anyway, on an unrelated note,
show him how good I'm doing. - Oh, no, no, no, no.
- Now, please,
I'm gonna let him go on the soccer field.
I just overheard some of the moms talking at school.
"Here, sweet baby Larry!"
- Hard work? - I pulled strings, okay?
with your mom was gonna escalate so fast.
And to clarify, there's no reward.
you could say he's your bitch now.
please tell them to shut up. Have a nice day.
We're getting unlimited everything.
- Wait. Larry's the man of the house? Not me?
- No one's gonna see it. Hey, waiter! Come over.
[squeaking]
that I have to read to you.
- Do you see colorful Umbro shorts?
- Yeah, that's free also, sir. [crunching]
- All right, let me write it.
- Promise me you'll keep it our secret and I will give you
Take a load off. Take a nap.
- Yeah, we want to, um, do
All right. What's the plan?
because she's a handful anyway. Thank you for swinging by,
- Okay. - I mean, your mom's
- All right. I mean, I guess we could try
Wow. - We've got to start sitting
- Give it. - What is happening here?
- Larry! Larry, Larry, Larry!
- All right, we gotta stop this.
and then you write back saying you can't bang me
- Done? - A 10 G gerbil!
- Even if it gets weird. Even if he's into some kink.
Tom needs to hop out and poop real quick.
I told him. - This is outrageous.
- Hold on. I'll call you right back.
- What's their prey?
- Your gerbil is on the loose? - I'm on it.
The guy's a principal
[cat yowls]
[dramatic music]
[cheers and applause]
- Why? - Well, the school frowns
- Nelson, get her out.
Tom, get on his lap.
- Got'cha, got'cha, got'cha.
I didn't think this thing
- Kind of puts a damper on the B-minus dance.