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You're a prina-ci-pal-a.
- Try "a principal." - "A principal." Nope.
"Every life is precious."
It's a sore subject. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Aw, man. We're falling on hard times.
this sweet bus driving gig?
I'll chime in. - Let's go.
or it's coming out of your college fund.
That's just not gonna happen.
What's the cheapest gerbil you've got?
I really appreciate you coming out.
- Hey, Coach?
Look, I don't know how to say it in--in a--
- Okay, thank you very much.
- Excuse me. When you get a chance,
- Ahhh!
♪ That our life is the best joke ever told ♪
- We paid a lot of money for him.
♪ I like it when you move it ♪
Make yourself comfortable. Let's circle back later.
I think I found sweet baby Larry.
- Oh, I love that. - What do you think
- You think selling a living creature,
- Oh, Nelson. I like this VIP lifestyle.
- Okay, baby bird some lobster into my mouth.
- We can't give up. We can't give up.
I saw her come out of the supermarket;
- That's how I have job security.
and your classiest wine,
He's gonna undo his shirt, and I'm gonna put lobster
- Don't touch me like that! Gah! Oh, she's biting me!
let's remember the better days when he would sit in his bowl,
- I swear to my mom--
- Full court? - Let me get your whistle.
- Yeah, come on, Mom. Come on, Mom.
- Get up right now and go, go, go, go.