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- This has to end now. What do we do? Google it.
I have a quick announcement.
- That would be a senior gerbil for $75.
- Hey, Tom? - Hey.
♪ More people to fornicate ♪
Now that we're done catching experiments, we can do whatever we want. I want to finish my logbook. It's got a picture of every experiment, in the one place they belong. What do you want to do, Stitch?
this was a very tasteful ceremony.
- That I will not set Larry free.
- I found the body. No one's denying that.
- Hey, you.
- Keep playing. It's beaut-- it's really beautiful.
and I apologize for what just happened.
- Oh, there you are. - How long was I in there?
- Why would you care about $10 each?
- Schtup? What is that? - We-we you know.
- Thanks, Ma. Well, he's of average weight.
- Oh, I wasn't really-- That was a decoy.
You're not leaving, are you? What's happening out there?
He's like an apex predator, I was told.
at the school today. - Set him free?
Two legends in basketball going head to head,
- I don't know, "principal" or, uh, "the principal"?
- If I could change one young person's mind,
because you're doing me a favor.
- To be honest, I think I would thrive in that environment.
♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪
- It's my house. This is my kitchen.
- Oh, yes, I agree. This is great.
my son here, explain who we're looking for.
- Well, fun while it lasted, I guess.
♪ Can't expect our tired patience ♪
uh, what was the phrase? Cute buns or a--
- Uh, this is a gym class.
- Well, it's urgent for me. I need a favor.
Okay, now I know who we're dealing with here.
- This doesn't feel right at all.
You get me out of this God forsaken cage now!
- Just give me, like, a half hour.
- We're gonna hack his computer.
Wow, this day keeps getting better.
- What do I say? - I swear to my mom--
I sat in my car, I got aroused.
a hawk's flying off with your gerbil.
I have an announcement
- Speaking of marches, Coach, get the marching band together.
- All I asked for? I'm never going to need a pencil again.
- Okay. - This guy's an apex predator.
- B-minus?
He needs an ecosystem where he can thrive and hunt and kill.
- Oh, my God.