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What kind of passwords do grown men use?
- Laminated. - Two recesses per day?
upon--they almost over-frown upon principals
[bell rings]
- You tell him I'm in. - All right. Great.
♪ To satiate for long ♪
Tom, I need to see you now.
- Ah, there we go.
Slave. Sorry. Prison. Cage. Prisoner.
- I will not set Larry free.
- I will keep him in this house as the man of the house.
As you know, this weekend is our big--
- I'm glad I could help. - Screw unlimited pencils.
- Ah! Great job, Mom!
I know: buses and rodents.
- The funeral's off 'cause we're going to the pet store
water from the sink, and is all the bread free?
to play a game of one-on-one today.
- Just say it.
- Guys, how do you think I got
- I love him. - Hi, Larry!
- Can I interest you in a new fish?
- Wiener69. - "Wiener..." Nope.
- ♪ Now as our poor young lungs deflate ♪
- No, I-- - I swear to God,
- [muttering] Larry. Oh, no. Oh.
- Tom, you owe me. - Do I?
- We've really come a long way
I'm sorry to interrupt, but this is very urgent.
- Is trying to return a dead fish?
- Try every variation of the word penis, followed by 69.
Fingered me in a parking lot, swipe.
[children shouting anxiously]
If I asked for extra butter, is that free, too?
- I didn't write anything. What are you--
- This guy can declare snow days.
♪ Remember it's a joke and leave it alone ♪
- Hey there, big boss man.
- Dakota, take it away from your mouth.
we're back in business. - Really?
- Cute buns? - Hot tush.