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It's what they say on all the shows.
but can you clear the floor for us?
- Tom...I'm schtupping your mother.
It's a funeral. Show some respect.
We-we need to stick it
- Oh, my God. Stop. Don't. Give me the fish.
Can I get a low tat-tat-tat-tat?
- Anything? - Anything.
- Oh, no. - What? What?
- I'm not gonna say that, but you have my word.
- He loved to blink. Yes, he did.
a dark place here.
[lanyard rips, whistle blows]
- That's not a rat. It's my gerbil, Larry.
[door opens]
- Principal? Is that you? - Oh, Tom!
- Not if you know how the world works,
Are you kidding me? That's $300.
"wrap them up" like it's a burrito.
I need some privacy and some time.
Um, I'm gonna put in 10,000!
♪ ♪
- Tom, we need to find Larry ourselves
hitting on moms.
We got him three days ago, Tom. He cost 12 bucks.
but it was a lot of positive talk, is all.
- Did you lock the door? What's happening?
I'm not gonna try to sell you another fish.
He can order textbooks in bulk.
- New fish? No. - We need a full refund.
That's too much. I know we have power now,
So if you just want to credit that back to the credit card
- Tom, gerbils are domesticated pets.
[bell rings]
- Hi, uh, I need to reschedule my neck rub.
pretend you're Larry for one minute?
- No. You're not-- What? No. No.
[flute playing softly]
- I don't know if that's considered powerful.
This is my territory. I know how adults talk.
- Is that my dad's shirt? - Oh, that?
and we've gone through five pounds of pears.
- Mom, we're giving George a funeral.
- A couple I ate, but mostly I'm just throwing them.
- All right, fine. I'll do it.
I'll blast out a community alert.
- I'm not. Casey has issues, but I'm doing fine.
- Aw, look at my two guys.