Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

a guy like him would use for a password?
- Everyone, over here! He's alive.
- We've got a list of demands.
[tires screech, pop music playing]
- I found out what grade school principals make.
- Did the principal tell you to talk to me about his body?
Oh! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- My son got a B-minus? - Yeah, it's no big deal.
You need to cut up some sliced pears and say,
- Nelson, put your foot in the toilet.
- Double dip? - Double decker recess,
a wonderful woman, but she's a maniac.
and if we don't find him now, he's gonna die!
- Who's the principal now, bitch?
- They do recommend you wait 24 hours.
and all you asked for was free pencils?
Now we just need to craft a carefully worded email.
Oh, son of a bitch hawk! [hawk caws]
- No. Larry's a lot older than you.
- Is--is there a problem over here?
"How to stop principal from banging moms."
- Why now? We're, like, two minutes from school!
- Hey, this is the game of the century, Coach.
- Please don't curse on the bus.
- But what are your feelings on gerbils?
- Gerbils are direct descendants of wolves, Tom.
- That's amazing! Hold on to him! I'm on my way!
- Dong69. - "Dong69". Nope.
- Lady, you cannot go in there.
- Hey, knock it off!
When I get home, I usually just say, "When's dinner?"
- Ugh. You know what? Fine. Wrap him up.
[feedback squeaks] - All right, guys.
What is that?
And you guys don't just come running in here like that.
- No, get back in the bathroom. This is too much now.
♪ Mellowed out, chatting up those I used to hate ♪
further back on the bus.
- With blackmail, you basically own the person.
- Try "I'm the principal." - "I'm the principal." Nope.
- Johnson69. - "Johnson..." Nope.
That toilet is completely destroyed.
- Done. - Really?
- When you go on vacation, where do you--where do you go?
- We don't--I don't go in a little room, no.
Pretend you're Larry. - This is getting weird.
- Oh. We can't afford it.
- Who gave you the moral authority to enslave me?
- I mean, some ratio akin to that, yeah.
and shove all of his personal belongings down the toilet?