Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My-- was-- I was sent down here in-- in--
It's the mother.
put on the brakes.
It's paint!
Because of moms,
Coznesster Smiff, Rutgers University.
- Taco Tuesdays. - Taco Tuesdays.
right there, or would have--
So I'm gonna die.
- Great. Want to go? - Yeah.
Excuse me. Hi. Rick Nicklesby, Channel 6.
Hey, Devon.
(stammering) Like, a compelling--
Man, nobody in here...
(distorted voice) Firstname Lastname,
- Paint? - This is a new shirt.
My landlord? Um...
Like, he had a baby arm holding on to a apple.
for this Wednesday,
Just wanted to check up on everything.
Okay, you know, I'm gonna level with all y'all.
what if you got hit by a car or something?
and how he's been completely seduced by CGI.
et cetera and et cetera.
they could have had tacos on Tuesday,
Yeah.
if your messiah looks more like Jesus than Jesus...
Yeah.
I'm from a planet called L-La-- Thelonious,
University of Hawaii.
(laughter and applause)
So you seeing anybody lately?
Bisquiteen Trisket, University of Michigan.
- Compelling leadership. - Charismatic leader.
I'm not persecuted, I'm just an asshole.
Jordan and I lived together. We lived together.
There's a snake in my boot
- It's the mom. - Right?
Dude, what are you doing?
named Gerald in my apartment?
Good night.
No.
Thank you!
Oh, by the by, have you seen A 4'5" purple beard?
Well, apparently, they believed that there was