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Ho-- (blows whistle)
(news fanfare)
I mean, why would Gerald be in here, anyway?
Everybody's talking about Fudge.
This one slipped my mind.
Harvard University,
try to put last year's spectacle to shame.
Anything.
You know what I'm saying?
Slingshots?
Oh, yeah.
'cause you know the dad's made that mistake before
- No. - That's a real dude, Keegan.
(laughter)
I mean anything.
Hey.
- Good night. - Whoo!
Hey, baby girl.
And I don't if you know this,
Happen to me?
"The Lord has declared I get a backrub at 2:00."
Oh.
♪
starting with the players from the East.
I mean, hypothetically,
Agh! [bleep]!
Whoa.
I-- Well, I-- Yeah, I didn't ask her yet.
Hey, how you doing, brother?
- No? - That's the guy.
than Jesus...
Right, and that's where we disagreed with them,
So, yeah.
All right.
(energetic rock music)
So you don't want to see a close-up picture of my anus
Baby...
Okay, were you two members of the cult that lived here?
Oh, I see.
If your messiah smells more like Jesus