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lots of ladies.
I'm sorry.
I'm Dave Sasson alongside Jeff Worthing,
The cul-- What cult?
you think we should say good-bye?
(laughter)
Nope.
Utah State University.
Here it is.
Seriously?
(burps) Oh, excuse me.
Yeah.
That's right, Dave.
No, no one's in here...
but this year's seniors certainly will be trying
- No way. - A cult?
- You see? - Yep.
And remember, you can't talk about 2013
It's like I got two little paint titties
How you doing?
Superman, yep.
(both speaking gibberish)
to give you what I got
some of the best college athletes in the nation
Hi. Are you two from the neighborhood?
Oh, like Superman.
You make up all the rules as you go,
You can build with me
- All right. - Thank you.
Y-Yeah. That's what I said.
I'm not persecuted, I'm just an asshole.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
But I am lucky, 'cause I am not a human.
had we been there on our departure day--
(distorted voice) Firstname Lastname,
(screams)
- Tomorrow. - Tomorrow?