Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't blame you, Winona. I-
My question is if you can't do the TV Guide crossword puzzle...
Oh! This is a good one.
I like your place. It's very unassuming.
Excuse me, you must know where the Chinese restaurant is.
You collect TV Guide?
Oh, I haven't seen George for a while. He must be working very hard.
I don't understand. How can you have a cigar store without an Indian?
- You want one? - No, thanks.
Yeah, you know, kind of a peace offering.
I thought because you're the mailman you would know the neighborhood.
It's just that it's a very sensitive issue for me.
- Hello. - So how was the trip?
oh, this is a good one.
- Jerry. - Surprise!
Wait a second. You've got the Mark McEwen TV Guide.
oh, ask honorable chinaman for rocation of lestaurant
Read the card.
A prophylactic rubber?
I know this coffee table. It's George Costanza's.
So where are we gonna go eat?
- She gave that to you? - Hey...
- Really? - I'll put in a good word for you.
Why must I know? Because I'm a redneck?
Let's Bury The Hatchet We Smoke A Peace Pipe?
- Could I have this? - Sure, take it.
All right, but no later. My parents are coming back.
- Oh, hello, Elaine. - Hello.
...in this neighborhood. I don't remember the address.
Three dollars, no change.
These aren't candies, are they?
Ninety-five cents a minute, they'll give you the answers...
...you plan to watch.
- Just put a coffee-table book over it. - My parents don't read.
...and we must have them.
You can tell the best year of your father's life.
No, that's me.
Jerry, you gotta take me to get this thing refinished.