Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was just admiring your coffee table out in the hall.

You've got very unusual taste.

tu hiedes no tanto como tu

I mean aren’t we all getting a little too sensitive?

Is this your son in the bubble bath?

Didn't you tell him about the coffee-table book?

How do you just walk into a house and take a TV Guide?

- Look, really, I'm just trying to read. - Fine, okay.

The combination must have just flown out of my head.

That’s it. You’re grounded.

IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY HERE, YOU CAN LEAVE!

Oh, this is a good one

Bluffed you out, jack. Pair of deuces.

Beatrice’s Hair

Well, I can have the table ready for you on Monday.

- What are you talking about? - I can't sleep in there.

To me, the worst thing is shopping for pants.

- Who is it? - Winona, it's Jerry Seinfeld.

You wanna live here...

I'm sorry, Elaine, I'll make it up to you.

Oh, she's my son's friend.

I was always excited as a kid when that new TV Guide would come.

Oh this is a good one

You were having sex on our bed?

- Where did this come from? - Do you want it?

- You mind if I use it in my book? - What book?

Well, it's going to make Mr. Costanza very happy.

- What TV Guide? - I'm missing TV Guide.

- Can we get a table? - Oh, don't worry. I made reser-

You were having sex in our bed?

Oh, by the way, that TV Guide I gave you, I need it back.

im sorry about fighting arguing hitting and screaming

Hey, Derek, look what I got.

Oh, your father.

Oh, ask honorable Chinaman for location of restaurant.

- Here, read this. - TV Guide?

Well, they do now.