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Now, I myself went to Texas A&M. I’m an Aggie.
Well, it'll be yours soon. Thank you very much.
I’m sorry, Your Honor. I was just consulting with an associate.
Bitch. That's my Daytime Television Lifetime Achievement Award.
Do you know him? -By reputation,
The tennis pro?
Cynicism, that cloak that advertises our indifference
I have an appointment this afternoon with Rex and his schnauzer.
That is correct.
Oh!
Counselor! Freddy!
And what, at that time, did she tell you she required?
Tell us, Baron, did you introduce her to such a man?
Now, is it my understanding that the Massey prenup has never been penetrated?
-l shoot action. Me and the Ikegami, Jack. -Thank you, Gus.
You wounded me first, Marylyn.
It’s not something I wanted either.
-Sorry? -Victory. Independence.
I happened to let a man know that I was interested in her address book.
Just stay strong until the divorce is final.
We feel that...
Don't tell me. She sits around the house,
Wheezy Joe, thank God you're in time.
Not to blow my own horn, but they devote an entire semester to it at Harvard Law.
Maybe I’m reckless.
you were the most beautiful woman that he'd ever met.
Oh, honey pie, do I look worried?
Silly man. I am a baron.
Nothing?
Freddy! Fine. We'll eat the pastry.
We tell him it's a no-go.
Miles.
-Mr. Krauss von Espy, do you solemnly... -Baron Krauss von Espy.
I’m goddamn pleased to meet you.
No, no. No-go. No contract. It’s off. It’s...
My client feels sufficiently dispassionate.
Such requests that, were you at home, you would address not to your valet,
I was a hostess for Braniff Airlines.
Barkeep! -That's the soap that used to belong to...
would be easily duped and controlled.
Marylyn, shame on you.
She said she took the kids to Tahoe?
that these remarks will be received here with cynicism.
I can only assume.
-Hello, Marylyn. -Hello, Miles.
on the disposition of marital assets following murder/suicide.
for the groom to give his bride a gift on their wedding day.
She said that she required a husband.
In a month or so, once I’ve established that I’ve tried to make the marriage work.
Well, I think it stinks. They left you with nothing.
A gismo? -He had a device he called The intruder.
Friends,
-Marylyn? -Oh, hello, Miles.
Donovan?
Your husband, who on a prior occasion had slapped you, beat you.
Pastry? Going begging.
I want you get turkey on Thanksgiving. The tone is Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
Few great accomplishments are achieved single-handedly, Wrigley.
We donated that Doyle building up there here a while back.
-How are you, Gus? -I’m all right.
I want to be a beer monster. I don't think they're gonna let you do that.
it is a privileged to call to the podium our keynote speaker.
and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.
I just love trains! I just love trains!
Lance Kelso.
Everything. Primary residence, beach house, ski cabin, auto, stocks, bonds, dental floss.
I just love trains! I love trains!
Hello? Marylyn?
Well, I'm glad he finally got himself a job.
Uh-huh.
-He just separated from his third. -He's in fish.
You mean, Have we argued before her before?
-Do you think he's eating enough? -Marylyn!
We did very well. We did very well.
All right. Thank you.
Now, a husband. That's an unusual request.
Miles! Want to go to Disneyland?! After I drink my beer!
both parties will leave it with what they brought in and earned during.
Miles, that's...
Sarah, one husband at a time.
-Gentlemen. Freddy.
And if not for your cool-headed intervention,
-Thank you. -Now, sir, tell me your troubles.
the presence of a pool man would appear to be suspicious.
What is it?
You got to play your tape, Freddy.
Marylyn, you're welcome to examine this.
afraid to see people, afraid to put her portfolio into play.
Mrs. Donaly.
Thank you, Mrs. Rexroth.
Elsbieta.
Le Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin 1990, sir.
-Breathing. -Yes. A business associate
Do we meet our clients' problems with cynicism