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Oh!
It’s not something I wanted either.
Elsbieta.
Mrs. Donaly.
We feel that...
Oh, honey pie, do I look worried?
The tennis pro?
That is correct.
Now, is it my understanding that the Massey prenup has never been penetrated?
-He just separated from his third. -He's in fish.
Do you know him? -By reputation,
Do we meet our clients' problems with cynicism
No, no. No-go. No contract. It’s off. It’s...
Thank you, Mrs. Rexroth.
would be easily duped and controlled.
You wounded me first, Marylyn.
Don't tell me. She sits around the house,
Cynicism, that cloak that advertises our indifference
Miles.
I can only assume.
Nothing?
I want to be a beer monster. I don't think they're gonna let you do that.
Freddy! Fine. We'll eat the pastry.
Silly man. I am a baron.
-Do you think he's eating enough? -Marylyn!
You mean, Have we argued before her before?
Not to blow my own horn, but they devote an entire semester to it at Harvard Law.
Few great accomplishments are achieved single-handedly, Wrigley.
A gismo? -He had a device he called The intruder.
My client feels sufficiently dispassionate.
I have an appointment this afternoon with Rex and his schnauzer.
Marylyn, you're welcome to examine this.
on the disposition of marital assets following murder/suicide.
We tell him it's a no-go.
-How are you, Gus? -I’m all right.
you were the most beautiful woman that he'd ever met.
Miles, that's...
Counselor! Freddy!
for the groom to give his bride a gift on their wedding day.
I was a hostess for Braniff Airlines.
it is a privileged to call to the podium our keynote speaker.
Now, I myself went to Texas A&M. I’m an Aggie.
Well, it'll be yours soon. Thank you very much.
both parties will leave it with what they brought in and earned during.
We did very well. We did very well.
-Gentlemen. Freddy.
that these remarks will be received here with cynicism.
Tell us, Baron, did you introduce her to such a man?
Sarah, one husband at a time.
You got to play your tape, Freddy.
I’m goddamn pleased to meet you.
Pastry? Going begging.
Donovan?
Uh-huh.
All right. Thank you.
And what, at that time, did she tell you she required?
Everything. Primary residence, beach house, ski cabin, auto, stocks, bonds, dental floss.
Wheezy Joe, thank God you're in time.
Le Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin 1990, sir.
Hello? Marylyn?
-Thank you. -Now, sir, tell me your troubles.
-Hello, Marylyn. -Hello, Miles.
Well, I think it stinks. They left you with nothing.
and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.
the presence of a pool man would appear to be suspicious.
Well, I'm glad he finally got himself a job.
Lance Kelso.
We donated that Doyle building up there here a while back.
I just love trains! I love trains!
Your husband, who on a prior occasion had slapped you, beat you.
Such requests that, were you at home, you would address not to your valet,
I happened to let a man know that I was interested in her address book.
-l shoot action. Me and the Ikegami, Jack. -Thank you, Gus.
-Marylyn? -Oh, hello, Miles.
Just stay strong until the divorce is final.
-Mr. Krauss von Espy, do you solemnly... -Baron Krauss von Espy.
Barkeep! -That's the soap that used to belong to...
Marylyn, shame on you.
-Sorry? -Victory. Independence.
afraid to see people, afraid to put her portfolio into play.
Friends,
Bitch. That's my Daytime Television Lifetime Achievement Award.
What is it?
She said that she required a husband.
In a month or so, once I’ve established that I’ve tried to make the marriage work.
I just love trains! I just love trains!
Miles! Want to go to Disneyland?! After I drink my beer!
Now, a husband. That's an unusual request.
I’m sorry, Your Honor. I was just consulting with an associate.
Maybe I’m reckless.
And if not for your cool-headed intervention,
She said she took the kids to Tahoe?
-Breathing. -Yes. A business associate
I want you get turkey on Thanksgiving. The tone is Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.