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Maybe I’m reckless.
-Do you think he's eating enough? -Marylyn!
Wheezy Joe, thank God you're in time.
Miles! Want to go to Disneyland?! After I drink my beer!
We feel that...
Marylyn, shame on you.
and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.
Friends,
Bitch. That's my Daytime Television Lifetime Achievement Award.
She said that she required a husband.
Hello? Marylyn?
Few great accomplishments are achieved single-handedly, Wrigley.
Le Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin 1990, sir.
I was a hostess for Braniff Airlines.
No, no. No-go. No contract. It’s off. It’s...
Don't tell me. She sits around the house,
Your husband, who on a prior occasion had slapped you, beat you.
-Breathing. -Yes. A business associate
Now, is it my understanding that the Massey prenup has never been penetrated?
that these remarks will be received here with cynicism.
I have an appointment this afternoon with Rex and his schnauzer.
Do you know him? -By reputation,
Nothing?
I want to be a beer monster. I don't think they're gonna let you do that.
Not to blow my own horn, but they devote an entire semester to it at Harvard Law.
You wounded me first, Marylyn.
Well, I'm glad he finally got himself a job.
Well, I think it stinks. They left you with nothing.
Do we meet our clients' problems with cynicism
-Mr. Krauss von Espy, do you solemnly... -Baron Krauss von Espy.
Now, I myself went to Texas A&M. I’m an Aggie.
-Sorry? -Victory. Independence.
Uh-huh.
And if not for your cool-headed intervention,
I can only assume.
Miles.
Cynicism, that cloak that advertises our indifference
I just love trains! I love trains!
-He just separated from his third. -He's in fish.
I’m sorry, Your Honor. I was just consulting with an associate.
-How are you, Gus? -I’m all right.
Well, it'll be yours soon. Thank you very much.
Sarah, one husband at a time.
What is it?
She said she took the kids to Tahoe?
My client feels sufficiently dispassionate.
-Hello, Marylyn. -Hello, Miles.
That is correct.
Thank you, Mrs. Rexroth.
Lance Kelso.
Marylyn, you're welcome to examine this.
I want you get turkey on Thanksgiving. The tone is Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
All right. Thank you.
-Gentlemen. Freddy.
Everything. Primary residence, beach house, ski cabin, auto, stocks, bonds, dental floss.
both parties will leave it with what they brought in and earned during.
-Marylyn? -Oh, hello, Miles.
I’m goddamn pleased to meet you.
And what, at that time, did she tell you she required?
We donated that Doyle building up there here a while back.
-Thank you. -Now, sir, tell me your troubles.
Miles, that's...
Mrs. Donaly.
Such requests that, were you at home, you would address not to your valet,
You mean, Have we argued before her before?
A gismo? -He had a device he called The intruder.
You got to play your tape, Freddy.
The tennis pro?
for the groom to give his bride a gift on their wedding day.
Just stay strong until the divorce is final.
Now, a husband. That's an unusual request.
It’s not something I wanted either.
Pastry? Going begging.
Oh!
Tell us, Baron, did you introduce her to such a man?
on the disposition of marital assets following murder/suicide.
Donovan?
would be easily duped and controlled.
In a month or so, once I’ve established that I’ve tried to make the marriage work.
the presence of a pool man would appear to be suspicious.
afraid to see people, afraid to put her portfolio into play.
Freddy! Fine. We'll eat the pastry.
-l shoot action. Me and the Ikegami, Jack. -Thank you, Gus.
Oh, honey pie, do I look worried?
I happened to let a man know that I was interested in her address book.
Barkeep! -That's the soap that used to belong to...
We did very well. We did very well.
I just love trains! I just love trains!
it is a privileged to call to the podium our keynote speaker.
you were the most beautiful woman that he'd ever met.
Counselor! Freddy!
Elsbieta.
Silly man. I am a baron.
We tell him it's a no-go.