Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. I'm allergic to pancakes. Why?
Howard D. and I are planning to marry.
I have a new car. I have two new cars. I have a tab at the Mercedes dealership.
Yeah. It’s a catch-22.
-On an expedited basis. -You're in a rush.
Well, I'm here to tell you that that cynicism which we think protects us,
You Fascinate Me
Carson?! Can you get in this house please
Towels, ice, et cetera?
She specificated a man who, though clever at making money,
-The Baron does not lie. Have a seat, sir.
Even your indigenous Americans, I believe it was your Cree, used to...
It’s Mr. Smith's address. Although Mr. Smith is not directly involved.
Your husband, who had beaten you repeatedly...
You have no prenup.
-I’m an ass nailer. -So I see.
And what does that job entail?
Fourteen summary judgments sought.
-Business? -Tight end.
What then?
Whether or not he's worried about it at this moment.
It’s hard to believe that when you walk out that door today,
I love you, man.
-Where are you? -Coming at you.
I think she bought it.
You start with the people with the funny names.
He called it incipient communism, you know, and of course, that's when he had his stroke.
And let me tell you something, smart guy.
I am Mr. Smith. Thank you.
That's the problem with the institution of marriage. It’s based on compromise.
And sometimes, Counselor, we obey the law.
May, she will stay
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Again I ask, have you any questions for the complainant?
And to whom did you introduce that calculating woman?
They bought Massey's argument.
Forced march kind of thing. My God, my dogs are barkin'.
And I don't wanna stop 'cause it feels so darn good!
-That's quite an honor. I suppose.
That's it, Miles! This is the last straw. I can take this anymore, Miles. I've told you "don't stand on the bathtub."
Not in court you can't. Has she retained counsel?
There's a certain point when you've achieved your goals.
take Marylyn Hamilton-Rexroth-Doyle to be your lawful wedded wife?
See, that's exactly right. The point is...
Yes. Oh!
You son of a bitch!
you've grown accustomed to,
I satisfy such requests as the clientele may present.
So it's your sworn testimony that you have loved Rex Rexroth
Whatever they say. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, God.
-Well, thanks for calling, Miles. -Okay. Bye-bye.
The truth is so self-evident to me, Mrs. Donaly,
The music is Simon & Garfunkel. And this is the Massey prenup.
In today's cynical world,
- Good stuff. There's no one here. - Except for the Rottweilers.
There's a lady, a young lady. She lets me be myself.
Go, Rexie! Go, Rexie, baby!
since first you met?
Oh, what are you looking at?
I see.
something inside of me died
Has Mrs. Rexroth pursued the opportunities implicit in your arrangement?
So you propose that, in spite of demonstrable infidelity on your part,
And this time, there'll be no Puffy von Espy.
Colleagues, when our clients come to us confused and angry and hurting
Because today, for the first time in my life,
-Hey, can't complain, man. -Excellent.
You'll find out on America's Funniest Divorce Videos.
-l should've known you'd be here. -Be here?
Well, with my money, I can't afford to be fooling around.
She specificated a man with a wandering pee-pee.
My client has ruled that out.
So he's selling pool cleaner now? Well, this is the neighborhood for that.
to ports of every clime, be it in first class or steerage?
I just like cameras!! I like cameras!!!
Freddy said she was flying in with him. Celebrating, I guess.
Yes, I do, Father Scott.
-What else? -Chapman says his wife is now in Tahoe.
Also, No video games for two weeks.
Yes. Thank you. I’ll take care of it.
Hey! Hey, hey. We didn't actually have sex.
Marylyn Rexroth wants to see you.
I also happened to let him know that I was taking her out to dinner.
Good day, Ollie. I’m great. You?
-You remember my friend Ollie? -Ollie Olerud? Short, cretinous wanker.
Freddy!
What did your lawyer say?
Independence. Two-edged sword.
Why don't you come out to Malibu and see my new beach house tomorrow?
So it's just for the hunt with the trophy at the end?
I don't know what you're thinking, but I have to warn you,
But how did you get Howard to do it? It felt like it was his idea.
Whistles go toot-toot.
-BOTOX? -Butt fat.