Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And to whom did you introduce that calculating woman?
You have no prenup.
No. I'm allergic to pancakes. Why?
Well, with my money, I can't afford to be fooling around.
Carson?! Can you get in this house please
Yes. Thank you. I’ll take care of it.
There's a lady, a young lady. She lets me be myself.
The truth is so self-evident to me, Mrs. Donaly,
And sometimes, Counselor, we obey the law.
So it's your sworn testimony that you have loved Rex Rexroth
You start with the people with the funny names.
What did your lawyer say?
Because today, for the first time in my life,
-Well, thanks for calling, Miles. -Okay. Bye-bye.
Colleagues, when our clients come to us confused and angry and hurting
-BOTOX? -Butt fat.
-What else? -Chapman says his wife is now in Tahoe.
Oh, what are you looking at?
Freddy said she was flying in with him. Celebrating, I guess.
You'll find out on America's Funniest Divorce Videos.
I satisfy such requests as the clientele may present.
I also happened to let him know that I was taking her out to dinner.
you've grown accustomed to,
It’s hard to believe that when you walk out that door today,
Go, Rexie! Go, Rexie, baby!
Has Mrs. Rexroth pursued the opportunities implicit in your arrangement?
My client has ruled that out.
-Business? -Tight end.
I love you, man.
-That's quite an honor. I suppose.
She specificated a man with a wandering pee-pee.
Fourteen summary judgments sought.
It’s Mr. Smith's address. Although Mr. Smith is not directly involved.
Whether or not he's worried about it at this moment.
So you propose that, in spite of demonstrable infidelity on your part,
Yes. Oh!
Your husband, who had beaten you repeatedly...
Whatever they say. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, God.
There's a certain point when you've achieved your goals.
You son of a bitch!
Yes, I do, Father Scott.
I just like cameras!! I like cameras!!!
Yeah. It’s a catch-22.
He called it incipient communism, you know, and of course, that's when he had his stroke.
Independence. Two-edged sword.
But how did you get Howard to do it? It felt like it was his idea.
What then?
The music is Simon & Garfunkel. And this is the Massey prenup.
- Good stuff. There's no one here. - Except for the Rottweilers.
So he's selling pool cleaner now? Well, this is the neighborhood for that.
something inside of me died
-l should've known you'd be here. -Be here?
And what does that job entail?
since first you met?
Freddy!
-Hey, can't complain, man. -Excellent.
Why don't you come out to Malibu and see my new beach house tomorrow?
She specificated a man who, though clever at making money,
I see.
Whistles go toot-toot.
Again I ask, have you any questions for the complainant?
take Marylyn Hamilton-Rexroth-Doyle to be your lawful wedded wife?
Forced march kind of thing. My God, my dogs are barkin'.
May, she will stay
to ports of every clime, be it in first class or steerage?
You Fascinate Me
I have a new car. I have two new cars. I have a tab at the Mercedes dealership.
Good day, Ollie. I’m great. You?
-The Baron does not lie. Have a seat, sir.
And this time, there'll be no Puffy von Espy.
So it's just for the hunt with the trophy at the end?
Well, I'm here to tell you that that cynicism which we think protects us,
a a
Not in court you can't. Has she retained counsel?
I am Mr. Smith. Thank you.
I think she bought it.
And let me tell you something, smart guy.
Also, No video games for two weeks.
In today's cynical world,
Towels, ice, et cetera?
They bought Massey's argument.
Howard D. and I are planning to marry.
See, that's exactly right. The point is...
-I’m an ass nailer. -So I see.
Hey! Hey, hey. We didn't actually have sex.
-Where are you? -Coming at you.
That's it, Miles! This is the last straw. I can take this anymore, Miles. I've told you "don't stand on the bathtub."
-On an expedited basis. -You're in a rush.
-You remember my friend Ollie? -Ollie Olerud? Short, cretinous wanker.
Even your indigenous Americans, I believe it was your Cree, used to...
That's the problem with the institution of marriage. It’s based on compromise.
Marylyn Rexroth wants to see you.
I don't know what you're thinking, but I have to warn you,
And I don't wanna stop 'cause it feels so darn good!