Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So he's selling pool cleaner now? Well, this is the neighborhood for that.
Whistles go toot-toot.
That's it, Miles! This is the last straw. I can take this anymore, Miles. I've told you "don't stand on the bathtub."
He called it incipient communism, you know, and of course, that's when he had his stroke.
Freddy said she was flying in with him. Celebrating, I guess.
And what does that job entail?
Because today, for the first time in my life,
take Marylyn Hamilton-Rexroth-Doyle to be your lawful wedded wife?
And sometimes, Counselor, we obey the law.
-Business? -Tight end.
something inside of me died
Why don't you come out to Malibu and see my new beach house tomorrow?
And this time, there'll be no Puffy von Espy.
I just like cameras!! I like cameras!!!
So it's your sworn testimony that you have loved Rex Rexroth
Carson?! Can you get in this house please
I love you, man.
I am Mr. Smith. Thank you.
So you propose that, in spite of demonstrable infidelity on your part,
I satisfy such requests as the clientele may present.
Again I ask, have you any questions for the complainant?
Well, I'm here to tell you that that cynicism which we think protects us,
Whether or not he's worried about it at this moment.
-What else? -Chapman says his wife is now in Tahoe.
Has Mrs. Rexroth pursued the opportunities implicit in your arrangement?
My client has ruled that out.
She specificated a man with a wandering pee-pee.
Well, with my money, I can't afford to be fooling around.
Marylyn Rexroth wants to see you.
Hey! Hey, hey. We didn't actually have sex.
Go, Rexie! Go, Rexie, baby!
Howard D. and I are planning to marry.
You'll find out on America's Funniest Divorce Videos.
You son of a bitch!
Oh, what are you looking at?
you've grown accustomed to,
Yeah. It’s a catch-22.
to ports of every clime, be it in first class or steerage?
Yes, I do, Father Scott.
Colleagues, when our clients come to us confused and angry and hurting
Whatever they say. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, God.
You Fascinate Me
-On an expedited basis. -You're in a rush.
-The Baron does not lie. Have a seat, sir.
May, she will stay
-Well, thanks for calling, Miles. -Okay. Bye-bye.
And to whom did you introduce that calculating woman?
Good day, Ollie. I’m great. You?
You have no prenup.
Fourteen summary judgments sought.
She specificated a man who, though clever at making money,
It’s Mr. Smith's address. Although Mr. Smith is not directly involved.
But how did you get Howard to do it? It felt like it was his idea.
No. I'm allergic to pancakes. Why?
-Where are you? -Coming at you.
So it's just for the hunt with the trophy at the end?
There's a certain point when you've achieved your goals.
Yes. Oh!
I think she bought it.
I don't know what you're thinking, but I have to warn you,
It’s hard to believe that when you walk out that door today,
The truth is so self-evident to me, Mrs. Donaly,
Even your indigenous Americans, I believe it was your Cree, used to...
Forced march kind of thing. My God, my dogs are barkin'.
Not in court you can't. Has she retained counsel?
They bought Massey's argument.
- Good stuff. There's no one here. - Except for the Rottweilers.
I also happened to let him know that I was taking her out to dinner.
Towels, ice, et cetera?
-You remember my friend Ollie? -Ollie Olerud? Short, cretinous wanker.
And let me tell you something, smart guy.
Freddy!
Your husband, who had beaten you repeatedly...
Yes. Thank you. I’ll take care of it.
See, that's exactly right. The point is...
Also, No video games for two weeks.
You start with the people with the funny names.
-BOTOX? -Butt fat.
-I’m an ass nailer. -So I see.
And I don't wanna stop 'cause it feels so darn good!
I see.
I have a new car. I have two new cars. I have a tab at the Mercedes dealership.
What then?
What did your lawyer say?
In today's cynical world,
Independence. Two-edged sword.
That's the problem with the institution of marriage. It’s based on compromise.
The music is Simon & Garfunkel. And this is the Massey prenup.
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since first you met?
-Hey, can't complain, man. -Excellent.
-That's quite an honor. I suppose.
There's a lady, a young lady. She lets me be myself.
-l should've known you'd be here. -Be here?