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Yes? What do you mean he was?
You realize that you're still not satisfied.
Bye-bye, baby!
Can't you hear the whistle blowin'
Eighty-five lunches charged.
Five hundred and sixty-four summary judgments.
Oh, you must be talking about Grandpa John. My papa's John D., too.
I love her! I trust her!
Miles Massey's office. -Hey, it's me. Any messages?
-Red? -French.
-Yes? Donovan, is everything all right? -Yeah, the production meeting was put off,
lf you could just give us another chance.
Oh, damn lawyers. No offense to the present company or anything, you know.
Yep. I nailed his ass.
I’m as hard as a rock.
Donovan Donaly.
Just a come-on from those gals on Seventh Avenue
-Video. -Ha!
Well, thank you, Mr...
- Objection, Your Honor! - I’m going to allow it.
Honey? Honey?
Okay. Okay, man. Now let's be reasonable about this, okay?
I love you. I mean, I love you like a son of a bitch!
she's gonna score some points concerning her husband's sexual politics.
Looks like she's gone. Looks like she bought it.
which is, in a sense, the seed of our livelihood.
Absolutely.
Without it, that party is exposed, a sitting duck.
The judge sits in judgment. The counsel argues before the judge.
That's stupid. I am sorry.
Now, Baron... Where were we?
But you're going through with it?
-Who you want me to kill? -Yes. Well, we would like you...
God bless you all.
in fact, destroys.
Where did you find Howard?
Well, today Miles Massey is here to tell you that love need cause us no fear.
Im Gonna Nail Your Ass!
I'm gonna get it. I got it.
Sh!t bag
I’m sure Freddy's just too modest to tell you he used to clerk for Clarence Thomas.
-It’s imperative that you leave the house. -Hello, Miles.
-You've reached Wheezy Joe. -Joe!
Recite your keynote address. Take a cold shower.
Darling, You're Exposed!
I am getting drunk. I want a pizza called Digiorno.
Well, honey, let me just...
It's my son's birthday today.
Oh, their pathetic look.
-Yes. -Her vaunted independence.
You promised to have dinner with me once you were free.
because their flame of love is guttering and threatens to die,
Let me ask you this, what kind of a settlement do you seek?
This woman has humbled,
Yeah. Two, three.
I think I might have brought too much stuff.
Yeah. But you didn't tell me they had a hard-on for anus africanus.
All right, you want fun and games? All right.
Well, thanks, but I’m going on business.
I had lunch with Freddy Bender yesterday.
It’s Howard. -You see, I have no nerves.
-Oh, honey, you ain't no harlot. -Oh, yes, honey.
and, Marylyn, he's no schnauzer.
Now I am, of course, aware
You fascinate me.
Funny, isn't it? We're frightened of this emotion,
Oh, yea, oh yea!
I’m telling you, honey, getting laid is financial Russian roulette.
Mr. Massey has a point there. I’m going to allow it.
And my wealth is completely, completely protected?
And what exactly is it we're partners in?
-Who's the pigeon? -The what?
and in love.
Why? I went to Disneyland before! And you're definitely not my father!
You see this?
-Yeah. Quite a few. Where are you? -Just whitening.
I’m gonna nail your ass.
It’s about a job tonight. -God damn it!