Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

this morning I stand before you a very different Miles Massey

we have pictures of his wife with the oral surgeon.

Wheezy Now, you can only drive to school for the next month. You are also grounded for a month.

that you were your husband's sexual slave for 36 years during your marriage.

that would forbid you to approach within 500 feet of my house.

You know why I hate this town, Wrigley? You see, people get to Las Vegas,

I am the concierge

The vows are from an Arapaho dawn-greeting ceremony.

-Right. Who are you looking for? -Tenzing Norgay.

Oh, my God, Marylyn. You're exposed.

To cut to the chase, forensically speaking, is there a prenup?

Well, I’m free this evening, so I suppose a little dinner would do no harm.

Does that mean you won't be charging us for the hour?

she's left the state, and she's in breach.

Put that thing on my neck now.

that helped Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest.

I need your attention for a minute. -Stadium-seat ass-warmers?

The prenup protects the wealthier party.

-Gardeners. -Gardeners. Got a man who waxes my jet.

to have and to hold, to love and to cherish, till death do you part?

-Nobody hired anyone to kill anyone. -Hear, hear.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

And do you, Marylyn Hamilton-Rexroth-Doyle,

-Nailing Your Spouse's Assets. -Excuse me?

but remember that you're in an emotionally vulnerable state.

So lonesome that I took some comfort there

Sheridan Massey! What the fukk you want woman?

More landscaping.

I introduced her to that silly man.

DARLING, YOU'RE EXPOSED.

Not to worry, Mrs. Rexroth, you're ably represented.

May I introduce Howard D. Doyle of Doyle Oil.

Thirteen granted.

Get Wrigley to look up Oliphant V. Oliphant, Commonwealth of Virginia,

lf I lied and cheated and was with Rex only for his money,

And, yes, absent a swimming pool,

You, on the other hand, could be disbarred

-'54. -Mr. Massey.

Six hundred and eighty billable at full attorney rate.

I'm gonna drink beer in November. I like beer because it's good for me.

The Deuce, we called him. You know, kind of the rebel of the family.

Thank you, sir.

The government stepped in. They called it mediation.

Kershner does not apply.

-It’s an emergency! Yes. -An emergency!

-Why would you be here? -Why did you ask me?

I have some photos here of Miss Rexroth,

Sorry's not gonna cut it!

Well, he's the tennis pro at the club.

-Oh, I’m sure you'll bring the house down. -It’s an easy crowd.

At the preliminary hearing, he just looked so beaten.

And do you, Marylyn Rexroth, take Howard to be your shipmate and companion

Freddy, we're all friends here. It’s a negotiation. Hey!

-Wait a minute. You hired him to kill me. -No. Both of you wait a minute.

Kind of hit-and-run shoppin', you know. Take no prisoners.

Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah! You're going on a mission. Going on a mission.

Is that one person?

We think it's very generous.

Marylyn, this is a moment to savor.

Here Marylyn’s had me runnin' up and down Rodeo Drive all day long.

and, I take it, you deny.

Thanks for the professional help.

What are you talking to this man? This man was an idiot.

She's a sitting duck. Can't kill her. No need.

-That's the... -l propose a toast.

-Let's go back to the football game. -Kiss my ass.

-Ah! -What, Ah?