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My client asks that you not initiate proceedings
-Well, he was beaten fair and square. -l know, but...
Look, Miles, I think it's only fair to warn you that after a decent interval,
Not emotionally, of course. Just we couldn't keep our hands off each other.
and all of a sudden, the rules of the moral universe don't apply.
This firm deals in perception.
I think I might have brought too much stuff.
Ladies, I’m not seeing anyone until I’ve finished nailing Rex's ass.
How you say? A philanderer whose affairs would be transparent to the world.
a man whose name is synonymous with bitter disputes and big awards,
Let me tell you what they called me in medical school.
I’ll take care of you later.
Get that thing off me now!
-Middle name? -No, they didn't just win.
than the one that addressed you last year
-right off of Wilshire... -It’s been quite a day.
Makes you wonder about the entire legal system,
Did she specify what kind of a husband she was looking for?
Love need cause us no shame. Love is...
So you caught me porking... Having relations with your old lady.
I’m speaking with no knowledge. This is what Mr. Smith wants.
I’m going to allow it.
It’s what they all fall back on when they don't have a prenup.
Howard's lawyers prefer it. I insist upon it.
In any firm, there can be only one ramrod.
Do you want some bones? Does Elsbieta want some bones?
-Your Honor, objection! Irrelevant! -I’m going to allow it!
Well, that's the problem. I can't afford to give her anything.
Okay!
Yeah. It’s a catch-22.
Marylyn, didn't last night mean anything to you?
Hi, it's Miles Smith... Mr. Smith calling to say,
Now? Night manager at McDonald's.
Thank you for coming to this celebration
I’m gonna nail your ass.
Told him it was a no-go.
I wanna find her Norgay.
lf you please, sir, not the larynx!
I'm gonna nail your ass. Yeah!
But then he became more and more fixated
Whoever loved that loved not at first sight?
Rex. Sit.
Were there any other specifications?
Are you Wheezy Joe?
-Couldn't you be disbarred for that? -Oh, I don't think so.
I am just a poor boy Though my story's seldom told
Freddy! Come on, Freddy! No fair!
Marylyn.
vulnerable,
-You're looking well, Marylyn. -Hello, Miles.
if it is perceived to be dancing to the music of a hurdy-gurdy!
Well, Howard is a beautiful person. A diamond in the rough.
You would say, Make hammer on his fanny.
Consider this office your office, your haven,
Rephrase. Mrs. Rexroth, have you ever been in love?
I’m going to allow it
Look who is here. Hi!
That silly man right there!
-That was good. -You think I’m protected?
Herb, for the first time in my career, I don't know what to do.
-You want a salad. -Do you have a green salad?
April, come she will
Yeah, I’m gonna nail your ass.
Let me ask you something. Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Henry the Eighth.
Stop him. -Objection.
Query of the year! Today is November 11st of 2018! Are you gonna drink beer tonight?
it can't be executed after the parties wed.
nine hundred and ninety-nine lunches charged.
as the president of N.O.M.A.N. or as a member.
Intolerable Cruelty
Yes, we were adversaries, but we were also professionals.
and as captain of the good ship Amore Veritas,
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy! -Tenzing Norgay.
and I’ve nailed his ass fair and square.
Sir, I am the concierge!
Only love is in mind if the Massey is signed.
-Who the hell are you? -Hello, Miles. So nice of you to see us.
to be your shipmate on this journey through life,