Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They never grow up, lady. They just get tubby.
Yes.
-but to your majordomo.
of the National Organization of Matrimonial Attorneys Nationwide open.
But, Counselor, this is not one of those times.
No, you should stay away from her, Miles.
Explain this away, darling.
Let me finish, please. I’m not concerned with who slapped whom first.
it's so hard to take that great leap of faith aboard the ship of love and caring.
And then the entire process will find an equilibrium point
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy.
But, Marylyn, do we have a man for you.
-It’s halftime, man. This is some good shit. -I’m about to nail his ass, right here.
-You have no prenup. -l have no prenup.
Dear God, Wrigley, how many cockamamie personal possessions do we have to amass?
I can't help it. You don't decide to become bored. It just happens.
I gave him an idea for a new show, so he made me a partner.
I just like cameras!! I like cameras!!!
But, no. No, I’m retaining Freddy Bender.
My God, is that her?
I’m not proud of what I’ve done, but God knows, I did trust you once.
Rex, get away from the door.
that they do believe, that they do have faith, that they do love.
Puffy.
He's the first one into the office in the morning. No home life.
Well, let's get right down to it, then, shall we?
Here's the star of our show, Gus Petch!
Didn't have time for breakfast this morning.
on toys and machinery and devices of various kinds.
It’s for you.
I do.
I assume you're a carnivore.
A map of enemy territory, so to speak. You said that he's a television producer?
-Spoons? -Berry spoons.
Miles, you'll always be my favorite husband. But no more sentiment, darling.
-Whereby? -We could see other people.
But, madam, who is the real victim here? Let me suggest to you the following.
-I’m the professional. -Oh. Okay.
Do you, Miles Longfellow Massey
All lies and jests
Wheezy!
She could buy and sell you 1 0 times over.
smothered with French dressing.
Eighteen movements to void for respondent's prejudice.
In the world of...
-of the marriage without prejudice. -That's a fart in a stiff wind.
-Everybody has spoons. -And nobody needs berry spoons.
And I had a fair amount of success against the split-T defense.
Tell me more about yourself.
You fascinate me
Eighteen granted.
became despondent over his lifestyle and shot himself.
-Everybody eats berries. -Who are you, Pollyanna?
Well, she deserves every penny. And now she's single again.
This divorce means money. Money means independence.
who sent you?
My client is prepared to consider a reconciliation.
-Did you sleep with him? -Don't be a fool.
Yeah, I'm gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass!
-How do you spot a Norgay? -Yeah.
Marvin said that Rex's will was four years old. Never redrafted it.
-Maybe if I’d had the patty melt. -You had a guy break into her house
For my part, I've made the leap of love, and there's no going back.
-but we couldn't find him. -I couldn't get him.
-Oh, thank you, Mr. Massey. -Yes. Bye-bye.
Wrigley!
My client is prepared to settle for 50% of the marital assets.
At this point, I would think you're probably the only person
Hello, Marge.
-Ollie's in there? -Yes.
The Honorable Marva Munson presiding. All rise.
-How's Lionel? He's fine.
-you know that I’m entitled to use the house. -No, no, no! You don't understand, Marylyn.
That is Mr. Smith's address. Massey's, Smith...
When streams are ripe and swelled with rain
Now, honey, it's like the padre said. I want love and trust between us.
Could I just borrow your charming fiancée for a moment?