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Midlife crisis? Wait. Future senator?
He just does the same cheesy move every time.
Wait! There is someone at Clooney's door.
Let's get the party started. Hayley, you were not invited.
Francine, don'tyou see? Sure, Clooney has no cares, no one that depends on him...
And when you say "children," I hear "migrant workers."
- [ All Murmuring Agreement ] - It's the best search engine around.
My babies. My babies!
I just had hidden cameras installed in Clooney's suite.
He'll never know this kind ofhappiness.
Water break, dad? No.
How's his heart, Doctor?
What is this, Bambi?!?!? Or The Lion King or Finding Nemo or Cinderella or Tarzan or every single Disney story I loved as a baby?!?!?!? Francine come on, you said that yesterday.
Hey, son, why don'tyou go inside and get some eggnog.
So Francine, how did your visit go with Valerie? Oh Roger, it was okay, but most of it was terrible. I came in at 1:50 in the morning, and Valerie was not feeling so good. I was just in time to see her before she had to take her medicine.
Tastes like Beard Hair and Ming Sweat
- [ Cheering ] - Yeah, all right!
Hey, you! My boys just called me from a freighter headed for China.
We have experts who will helpyou master his interests.
most unsettling thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
Oh. Cloon-tang. 'Causeyou get a lot of cleaver.
[ Sobbing Continues ]
(SOBBING CONTINUES)
nicotine gum? it's never too early to stop.
Let me guess. The only heart he can't heal is his own.
Francine, I'm sorry, but that's the craziest...