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Anyway, uh, I-I'm coaching my son's soccer team.

You, Sam, you, you, you, and you.

Now, go to your places!

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You know why? 'Cause I'm not a coach.

You a little klutzy?

I’m the ref! I’m the ref! I’m the ref!

No, I... You're different because you're better.

Oh, look, it's gonna come out! It's gonna come out! Oh!

about the distance between us.

Look who's here.

If anyone's gonna beat me, I'm glad it was you.

But in order to please my dad,

It's not Phil. It's Coach Weston.

but if you cry, I'm out of here.

Okay, Buck. You got me good, buddy.

New game plan. Get the ball to the Americans.

Maybe even before that, because I know you're the guy that wrote

Dolina’s got the Bridges on the move

Yea I know, I got too eager

I took a long hard look at myself in the mirror, and you know what I saw?

Not like a lot of the other parents.

(Diana) Mike, I smell smoke.

Well, the Tigers beat you.

# Gotta code three #

We were supposed to pick them up.

Way to go Bing Bong

(Phil) You all right?

Do you have a card? Do you have a card?

I said, "Who's a winner?"

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No candy. Please. No. Please?

Run! Run to the car! Run!

find it in your heart to forgive me

Pass it off! Pass it!

What for? He scares me.

Then my Dad said...

Get him, Logan. Attaboy, Logan.

Let's say, "We are Gladiators."

You can be enthusiastic...

You really don't know who I am, do you?

Yes, we love meat.

Literally wave. Do it!

And... And I... I didn't know if you might be willing to help.

That's a bad call!

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Four on one, three on another, right?

What are you saying, eh?

and I should've been promoting that.

Watch it! It's a trap! Stay with the Italians!

[Man whistling]

Uh, would... would they be interested in, uh, playing soccer?

Now, this thing, Now, this thing,

I didn't agree to pay you $5.

Oh, that's sweet. That's very sweet.

[Audience applauding]

All right. Let's break someone's clavicle. On three!

Try not to cry in front of him.

I got it! I got it!

I'm sorry. Okay.

You look like you need those.

Why is this fun?

You traded your own grandson?

Okay. But you and I, we're good?

Way to go, Bing Bong!

Now, you gotta tell me the problem,

Sir, you're at the back of the line.

(boy) Come on, Bucky!

(Donna) No. Phil!

[People clapping]

Hope you boys are ready. See you at the finish line.

Okay. Be forewarned, muchacho.

Honey, it was your first practice.

No! No, no, no. No. Finches. Birds.

I got you put on a new team.

See you tomorrow.

and have a great season. Huh?

Oh, that starts to hurt!. Oh, that starts to hurt!.

Should have waited for the jacket.

What did I just say?

In fact, I don't know anyone like that.

about this Ditka thing. I don't like it one bit.

I guess we really got out-coached.

Okay, you got me on that one.

Hey, can I have this?

Your dad's a trip, you know that?

Let the kids have some fun.

Actually, uh, I... I want you to assistant coach.

[audience murmuring]

You what? Gonna go where?

# Let's get it started, ha #

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introducing yourselves, and telling me

it makes me love you more!

Okay, if that's how you want to play it.

So, who's gonna coach?

You called a group of 10-year-olds "losers."

that fuels the dreams of champions.

[All whispering] Tigers.

What have I... What have I told you to do?

Uh, do I have to say that? 'Cause that's gonna cause

We're gonna have Half-Caff.

Massimo e Gian Piero?

Looks good to me.

You're acting like... Oh!

We made it. Sorry we're late.

for the coaches to come up here

I took a punch from Hall of Famer, Mike Ditka,

(Barbara) Come on, Sam!

Poetry in motion, Philly!

No. No, he's not going to be a benchwarmer.

For those who live between Broadway and Grandville,

And the only reason he is here is to support his team.

All right. You all had a laugh? Fine! Play on!