Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not Phil. It's Coach Weston.

Oh, that starts to hurt!. Oh, that starts to hurt!.

Why is this fun?

We're gonna have Half-Caff.

What have I... What have I told you to do?

Now, this thing, Now, this thing,

We were supposed to pick them up.

Looks good to me.

But in order to please my dad,

No, I... You're different because you're better.

Way to go Bing Bong

Not like a lot of the other parents.

Now, you gotta tell me the problem,

Get him, Logan. Attaboy, Logan.

# Let's get it started, ha #

What for? He scares me.

And... And I... I didn't know if you might be willing to help.

You look like you need those.

(Donna) No. Phil!

Literally wave. Do it!

No candy. Please. No. Please?

You, Sam, you, you, you, and you.

See you tomorrow.

You called a group of 10-year-olds "losers."

Poetry in motion, Philly!

[Audience applauding]

No! No, no, no. No. Finches. Birds.

Now, go to your places!

Let the kids have some fun.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I guess we really got out-coached.

I'm sorry. Okay.

Okay, Buck. You got me good, buddy.

[People clapping]

Let's say, "We are Gladiators."

introducing yourselves, and telling me

Do you have a card? Do you have a card?

Hope you boys are ready. See you at the finish line.

I didn't agree to pay you $5.

Your dad's a trip, you know that?

I said, "Who's a winner?"

For those who live between Broadway and Grandville,

New game plan. Get the ball to the Americans.

All right. You all had a laugh? Fine! Play on!

Okay, you got me on that one.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Okay. But you and I, we're good?

No. No, he's not going to be a benchwarmer.

Massimo e Gian Piero?

Yea I know, I got too eager

You're acting like... Oh!

Oh, look, it's gonna come out! It's gonna come out! Oh!

Oh, that's sweet. That's very sweet.

[Man whistling]

Sir, you're at the back of the line.

I got it! I got it!

You know why? 'Cause I'm not a coach.

You traded your own grandson?

Maybe even before that, because I know you're the guy that wrote

[audience murmuring]

In fact, I don't know anyone like that.

(boy) Come on, Bucky!

about this Ditka thing. I don't like it one bit.

And the only reason he is here is to support his team.

# Gotta code three #

Dolina’s got the Bridges on the move

Uh, would... would they be interested in, uh, playing soccer?

You what? Gonna go where?

[All whispering] Tigers.

Well, the Tigers beat you.

Watch it! It's a trap! Stay with the Italians!

(Phil) You all right?

What are you saying, eh?

If anyone's gonna beat me, I'm glad it was you.

That's a bad call!

Actually, uh, I... I want you to assistant coach.

All right. Let's break someone's clavicle. On three!

Then my Dad said...

find it in your heart to forgive me

Yes, we love meat.

Okay, if that's how you want to play it.

that fuels the dreams of champions.

What did I just say?

Honey, it was your first practice.

We made it. Sorry we're late.

but if you cry, I'm out of here.

Four on one, three on another, right?

Look who's here.

You really don't know who I am, do you?

Try not to cry in front of him.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You a little klutzy?

(Barbara) Come on, Sam!

Way to go, Bing Bong!

for the coaches to come up here

about the distance between us.

Run! Run to the car! Run!

So, who's gonna coach?

I’m the ref! I’m the ref! I’m the ref!

Okay. Be forewarned, muchacho.

You can be enthusiastic...

and I should've been promoting that.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, can I have this?

I took a long hard look at myself in the mirror, and you know what I saw?

it makes me love you more!

(Diana) Mike, I smell smoke.

Pass it off! Pass it!

and have a great season. Huh?

Anyway, uh, I-I'm coaching my son's soccer team.

I got you put on a new team.

Uh, do I have to say that? 'Cause that's gonna cause

Should have waited for the jacket.

I took a punch from Hall of Famer, Mike Ditka,