Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then my Dad said...

Oh, that's sweet. That's very sweet.

I’m the ref! I’m the ref! I’m the ref!

I got it! I got it!

(Barbara) Come on, Sam!

I guess we really got out-coached.

Hey, can I have this?

(Phil) You all right?

Now, go to your places!

And the only reason he is here is to support his team.

Uh, do I have to say that? 'Cause that's gonna cause

Okay, Buck. You got me good, buddy.

All right. You all had a laugh? Fine! Play on!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

No. No, he's not going to be a benchwarmer.

[All whispering] Tigers.

Literally wave. Do it!

You really don't know who I am, do you?

and have a great season. Huh?

Pass it off! Pass it!

I'm sorry. Okay.

I didn't agree to pay you $5.

I said, "Who's a winner?"

for the coaches to come up here

Four on one, three on another, right?

Well, the Tigers beat you.

Dolina’s got the Bridges on the move

We're gonna have Half-Caff.

but if you cry, I'm out of here.

No, I... You're different because you're better.

Anyway, uh, I-I'm coaching my son's soccer team.

No! No, no, no. No. Finches. Birds.

that fuels the dreams of champions.

Massimo e Gian Piero?

You can be enthusiastic...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Oh, look, it's gonna come out! It's gonna come out! Oh!

(boy) Come on, Bucky!

Try not to cry in front of him.

about the distance between us.

Not like a lot of the other parents.

It's not Phil. It's Coach Weston.

Okay, you got me on that one.

You a little klutzy?

What have I... What have I told you to do?

You're acting like... Oh!

No candy. Please. No. Please?

(Diana) Mike, I smell smoke.

Oh, that starts to hurt!. Oh, that starts to hurt!.

[Audience applauding]

We made it. Sorry we're late.

Get him, Logan. Attaboy, Logan.

And... And I... I didn't know if you might be willing to help.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Run! Run to the car! Run!

That's a bad call!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Let's say, "We are Gladiators."

and I should've been promoting that.

What are you saying, eh?

Honey, it was your first practice.

You, Sam, you, you, you, and you.

Sir, you're at the back of the line.

All right. Let's break someone's clavicle. On three!

[People clapping]

Now, this thing, Now, this thing,

I got you put on a new team.

it makes me love you more!

Looks good to me.

You look like you need those.

Maybe even before that, because I know you're the guy that wrote

You traded your own grandson?

So, who's gonna coach?

Yea I know, I got too eager

New game plan. Get the ball to the Americans.

You know why? 'Cause I'm not a coach.

Way to go Bing Bong

But in order to please my dad,

Okay. But you and I, we're good?

Actually, uh, I... I want you to assistant coach.

Way to go, Bing Bong!

We were supposed to pick them up.

In fact, I don't know anyone like that.

Now, you gotta tell me the problem,

find it in your heart to forgive me

Okay. Be forewarned, muchacho.

Your dad's a trip, you know that?

I took a long hard look at myself in the mirror, and you know what I saw?

You what? Gonna go where?

Yes, we love meat.

# Gotta code three #

Do you have a card? Do you have a card?

What for? He scares me.

(Donna) No. Phil!

Let the kids have some fun.

You called a group of 10-year-olds "losers."

# Let's get it started, ha #

Okay, if that's how you want to play it.

Watch it! It's a trap! Stay with the Italians!

I took a punch from Hall of Famer, Mike Ditka,

If anyone's gonna beat me, I'm glad it was you.

What did I just say?

about this Ditka thing. I don't like it one bit.

Uh, would... would they be interested in, uh, playing soccer?

See you tomorrow.

Should have waited for the jacket.

For those who live between Broadway and Grandville,

Why is this fun?

Look who's here.

introducing yourselves, and telling me

Poetry in motion, Philly!

[Man whistling]

[audience murmuring]

Hope you boys are ready. See you at the finish line.