Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's not true, Dad.

Get enough pizza?

# We can work it out #

Oh, Benson's a no-show. I'm gonna coach the Tigers today.

Uh, well, I... I thought we would just start, uh, today by going around,

[Machine humming]

I go home when I want.

# Try to see things my way #

I'm glad you figured it out.

Less than a minute left to play.

That's... That's not coffee.

It's one of the many plays we've worked out.

so we could talk about some sloppy play.

What's with the birds? That was weird.

Everyone take a seat, if you would.

[Boys cheering]

You're right. Yeah.

Everyone heard you.

[speaking gibberish]

What are you lookin' at?

You're kidding me. No.

(Jim) Gladiators moving the ball.

Better or worse?

I'd like to make it up to you.

# Get it started, get it started #

Uh, excuse me. Just don't do that with the cup.

(Sam) I don't know.

Come on. Guys, bring it in.

Okay, forget that I just said that.

You did. You said it a lot.

I- I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka.

They look like pussycats to me.

You're on the Tigers.

Hey, I've been meaning to talk to you

This will take us to the next level. Study it.

(boys) Don't listen to Phil!

1, 2, 3 BREAK SOMEONES CLAVICLE!

They're tiny birds.

I come back, pick up 5:00.

...you guys are gonna be champions. Champions.

If we get a big lead, we gotta pummel these guys.

THE WW39 WBR IS NOW READY!

Okay? Thank you.

You're making it worse. You're making it worse.

Let me hear you say that we can do this.

We gotta win five games in a row

Our game plan? Pass the ball to the Otero’s

# Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on #

I'll figure it out.

Gather around. Come on in. Good job.

that's a good thing. That's what the medic's for.

He kicks it high. It's a perfect pass!

It's the only play we've worked out.

Hey, darling. How you doing? Looking great out there.

Don't you worry, I got you bratwurst all ready.

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce Mike Ditka.

# Think of what you're saying #

# Saturday morning #

and then I had to park in the far parking lot.

# Happy birthday ##

So, how's it going?

Honey, wh-where have you been?

witty, dynamic, vicious, brutal, vindictive.

Meat First then Soccor

[Blowing whistle]

(male announcer) And now... Watch this.

Have you ever looked into his eyes?

We're bonding. We're becoming a team.

and I... I'm brand new to coffee.

"You shall never beat the old man at anything."

You do not want to be that kid.

Great effort. Come on, let's go.

This is a good thing.

Back and forth!

You sure you don't want a job?

So, you're not mad?

to express my... my gratitude

everyone wave goodbye to greg

Guys, I said no playing soccer in the house.

(Phil) Barbara, are you there? Pick up. It's me.

It took me all morning to convince him to come.

how they mess up, right?

It was pretty good.

Got you a gift.

[All speaking Italian]

You're not the only one in the park.

[Whispering] Bring it in.

A fair amount, in fact. What?

Goal, and the Tiger goalie goes down hard!

10 more of those and we're in business.

Good guy. Good guy.

[Whispering] Wow!

Even little kids in Mexico drink coffee.

In fact, you need to take more vitamins.

A little early to start playing favorites, Phil.

Otherwise, he's just sitting around, all right?

But he does look delicious, you have to admit, right,

Gladiators with the ball.

Yeah! All right, Mark!

I'm in way over my head.

You want me to share my feelings of inadequacy

Just a second ago! When?

Yeah, Byong Sun's real shy.

(Jim) Italians with the ball.

Uh, here it is.

Bring it in, guys.

(Phil) Here we go! Bellissimo!

(Phil) Hey guys, please. It's a compliment.

You need to give it some time, Phil.

[Footsteps approaching]

but i-i-it's not about winning.

[Sobbing] Okay? In fact, I don't know who I am.

Hey, knock it off, would you?

For what? I caught it. Why?

I just... Ow! That got me right in the nipple.

this is by far the most asinine.

No, that's definitely it.

(woman) All right!

that's on the other end of the bench.

I'll talk to him.

Sound like a plan?

What do you mean?

(Phil) What are we gonna do?

[Screams] That's a video club card.

(Buck) Ooh, hey!

if you have to, but don't get caught.

What in the world happened to your dad?

(boy) Go, Bucky!

Let's get to it.

(Phil) Go get them. Huh?

[Whistle blowing]

Oh-oh. Look out! For Pete's sake!

Does that make sense?

How do you spell that?

Uh, good game, everyone.

I just want you guys to know that I know that I blew it.

I know, let's all bay at the moon.

Come on, hands in.