Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

sometimes grown-ups screw up

Did you hear? The pressure of coaching got to him.

my... my assistant coach would be here,

Understand? Right.

(Buck) Hey, Son.

I couldn't really hear you.

I really lost my way, I mean,

You don't think?

I had you come here early today,

Let's get ready to play, huh?

Uh. What else can you do?

(boy) Give me a drink.

You can have the first punch right here.

That's a legitimate goal, right?

What? Why isn't Sam in his uniform?

With a capital "S" and a capital "ORRY."

[Referee whistling]

(man #1) Defense!

Just for one game.

He fell down! He fell down!

# Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up #

You and I, we got something going.

In fact, why don't you take a lap?

It's something you don't know at first.

who are free on Sundays and Tuesdays,

One, two, three.

No, no, I mean... I mean, they're... Well, they're different.

Remember when we beat you in the championship?

Hey, ref? Injury? Time out?

(all) And he's got balls!

Look, Phil, I'm not just coaching soccer.

Go grab some bench.

We don't have starters, we never got that far.

You guys? No, I'm cool.

Okay, you cannot talk to him...

No, no, no, no. Your day's over, Phil.

You guys here, you might want to move out of there,

Stop them! Stop them!

What was that all about?

Now, I bury you.

Okay. You got it.

What did you call her?

Let's go, come on. Lift them. Lift them. Hey, hey, hey.

I don't know. But I'll tell you one thing.

very, very sorry.

I think I got it.

You guys know anything about defense?

So they don't speak English that well.

[Whistle blowing]

Can you take half of the regular version of the coffee

That's the half.

What are you doing? Nothing.

We're all gonna help them learn.

That's a chance we'll have to take.

"the meat comes first." I'm sorry.

[People cheering]

I'm a regular here. This line needs to move.

Guatemalan with a little Ethiopian.

Hey, what's going on?

Coach Weston is taking no chances.

How many times do I have to say this?

They don't care about the meat.

You're in the show now.

with... with... with your own strengths and talents,

to make your dad's life a living hell.

He stopped that goal.

God! That's a bad call, you know it!

I'm not crying. It's frustration.

# Work it out when you're dating ##

If you guys were with the Bears,

I'm not like my old man! I'm a kind and gentle,

And we are still losing, Phil.

Why don't you go to hell?

Yeah, but I had talked to Coach Benson, we're brand new...

Do it! Shoot it, Byong Sun. Shoot it!

(boys) Tigers! Tigers!

Make sure you get one of these sleeves. I burned myself last time.

Why don't our two new players

In your dreams.

Okay. Everyone bring it in.

He would love to play for you

Well, you're here, Phil.

Mark Avery kicks the ball up,

We are going to win one game eventually, right?

[Machine humming] Ditka.

Yeah, you bet I'm serious.

Okay, guys, let's take the field.

Oh god I’m in bad shape for 11

That's right. You guys, you all played great.

Shot! It's off the mark.

Take me 3 years to get these guys shaped up.

Hey, guys, I just wanna say:

[Blowing whistle]

They find Bucky Weston in the open.

But there is an "I" in win.

Yes, like a wild animal.

(woman) Ooh, I don't know.

These kids are the right age, and they live in the district. Why not?

with Mike Ditka?

to get to the championship game, that...

I'll give you that, but at least he's trying.

I can't talk to you. Here, you take this.

How does that feel?

(Mark) They're gonna kill us, you know.

What does that have to do with anything?

No, no, no. I... Believe me, I know. Meat comes first.

I'm sorry, I...

about your dad or Ditka tonight? Please?

[Tires screeching]

I don't know why that's funny.

# You're looking all around #

Well, we've had a rocky start,

##[You're The Inspiration by Chicago playing]

[Watch ticking]

and mix it with half of the decaffeinated version?

I... I... You just need to relax.

(Jim) Massimo with the ball,

He's gonna get a lot more playing time now.

I mean I had a good time kicking your butt,

Highland Heights Soccer Organization parent's dinner.

What? Hello? Umberto?

all the great players have done at one time or another.

I wanna win a soccer game!

And you think this suit's gonna help you?